Is there any being like the djinn of Arabian mythology, capable of granting or fulfilling the dreams of those who invoke them?

I'm interested in any kind of force capable of fulfilling my wishes. I'm even willing to pay the right price.

Let me know if you know of any summoning methods.

God.

"If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.”

>>40554432 (OP)
The only supernatural entity is God.
Everything else is egregore.

>>40554453
That's not true, the Bible has instructions to become a supernatural entity.

>>40554457
>But muh Bible say. . .

>>40554468
It works.
But you don't have to be a god, stay human if you want loser lol

>>40554473
Are you a supernatural entity who is arguing with randoms online, using your meat fingers to write meek little messages upon other people’s servers, and offering little to no explanation of that which you speak?
Worst. Supernatural. Entity. Evar.

You’re tethered to your flesh automaton for the remainder of this life, bro. A man cannot be a supernatural entity.

>>40554487
I'm a supernatural entity, a god.
Literally, that's what the Bible teaches, though most churches and the like won't teach it.
I guess cuz they're tarded.
I can argue where I please.

>>40554504
Please look into Nestorianism. The Church has fallen lower and lower every year since rejecting the doctrinal assertions of the Nestorians.
A man cannot be divine.

Stay in topic, folks.

>>40554517
Uh, sure we can.
Being a god is as easy as being perfect.

"45That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust. 46For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same? 47And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so? 48Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect."

>>40554523
>being a morally upstanding man is equivalent to being God himself
Have you considered that you are misinterpreting this passage?
>>40554522
I’m telling you very plainly here.
You cannot make a deal with an egregore. You could certainly abuse the fact of its existence and make a “deal” that way, but they are not truly entities and you are therefore only making a deal with yourself.

>>40554551
Yes.
But then I read other mentions of perfect in the Bible and realized there must be a way, then found it.
Unconditionally universal love does indeed make you perfect.

"16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

17That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works."

>>40554562
>Unconditionally universal love does indeed make you perfect.
Ultimately, I agree with this statement.
Though I would still say that this does not translate into “making a God out of a man”.

>>40554591
Small g, if you go big G you're not only wrong, you're breaking the first commandment.

"I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High."

>>40554609
Perfectly good behavior doesn’t mean you are God, or even a god.
Can’t we be honest about this?
You may be behaving in a godly manner, but this doesn’t make you a god. Imitation is not being or becoming.

>>40554644
If God is your Father and you fully internalize the knowledge of God from the Bible yes you will be perfect and yes you will be a god.
You're perfect because God doesn't make mistakes and you're doing what God requires of you.
You're a god for the same reason, God made you and you're doing his will, so you're no longer a child of the devil, you're God's son.

>>40554652
You are operating from within the Roman Catholic Church’s matrix, my friend. I don’t know how else to tell you.

>>40554674
Wuts dat mean?
That they don't teach people that?
That's fine, it's in there lol
sola scriptura; solo dolo

>>40554682
Man cannot be God, and the Roman Catholic Church intends that you believe otherwise.
A horn was lopped from this beast and it fell unto your dinner plate.

>>40554701
Small g god.
Keep strawmanning though.

>>40554523
That is a fucked up interpretation. That whole paragraph just says to be like your god. Not that you can become your god.

>>40554757
God = the immaterial creator without time
a god = an egregore
You cannot be either.

>>40554771
God is God.
We are gods.
How is this hard to understand for you guys lol

>>40554432 (OP)
My wife is a witch and sometimes she lets me put it in her butt. Whenever we do this, a desire that I have manifests. I did some research on this topic and in short, magic is stored at the base of the spine. Anal sex gives the penetrator direct access to absorb this energy. Orgasm can empower the spirit, so intention is at its strongest. In the case of my wife, she's like a natural battery for magic so the power is significantly higher than a typical person. Et voíla, money appears in the bank.

So if you have a lot of desires, find an "adventurous" witchy woman and after a few Piña Coladas you'll have an ass that grants wishes.

>>40554779
Hmm. You don't really believe that. You might have the capacity but thats about it.

>>40554820
Yes I do, what kinda copout argument is that lol

I wish I was never circumcised

Looks like no one knows

>>40555029
You are folding your cards. Your mental illness is a boon and its not a good one

>>40554432 (OP)
>>40556909
There is no wish granting like in movies, even if you strike a deal with a demon it won't work with the demon snapping its fingers then bam suddenly you got everything you wanted, immediately, with zero drawbacks.

>with wands! and wings! shiny crowny things!

>>40557024
You believe you have met the most powerful beings in existence. Why do you believe that.

>>40554447
Oh brother...