I found this interesting post on reddit about an object approaching earth many deaths and strange things have happened that can be connected to this object

guess when it would arrive?

2027.

heres the post

https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/s/oZbZ5YdAaz


aligns with the ahstar sheran alien invasion psyop theories. i think we are about to get invaded by the ayys

>>40555132 (OP)
>The WW3 to Alien invasion/shit hits the fan thing gets yet another thing to back it up.
This is starting to legit creep me out.

Fullbtz Berrantz I hope.

It would be near if it were shaped like A Bao A Qu

So two more years? I really wish it was all real I'm so tired of this gay earth

>>40555132 (OP)
Hans...
Get the heavy plasma...

I welcome our alien overlords.

This one is pretty good, I like it.

I don't think that it's 100% correct but it seems better than the other theories. It would make sense that the government immediately jumped to conclusions and decided aliens only exist to zap the planet. I really hope the big ship shows up, shits out a pod with an ai that just answers questions and then flies away leaving the ai.

I will personally be shitting into bunker air vents while lue elizondo suffers through mres and Jim bakers bonus buckets.

It would be really crazy for aliens to set up a multiple century project, build a kilometer scale ship and send it all the way here just to irradiate the planet, if they want a shitty dead world they can have mars.

>>40556298

>>40556090
tsmt

>>40555132 (OP)
Please note this is an MJ committee OP

>>40557244
Yeah I hate Germanic Energy too

Gdusn
God u sin

>>40557244
what is a mj

>>40556074
you’re still gonna be on earth. just enslaved by gay faggot hippe aliens who are actually demons

>>40556298
>It would be really crazy for aliens to set up a multiple century project
Because its a fake invasion

>A B C D E F G H I J K L M
>Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N

A to M, down, left to right is N to Z, which leads back to A and Identity.

So The Alphabet -- which still is Google's parent company -- literally spells
ATOMNAZI with a few funny twists, while Bott periodicity is 70+ years old and
Duerrenmatt wrote "Die Physiker" a long time ago and then died and now Germany
is full of senior citizens practicing Japanese Kata and eternal confusion via
autophagic bureaucracy while Berlin is full of Inshala and Salam, which is
still just Salami which is Pferdewurst. Hey what about The Bee Movie but every
time something funny happens Hamlet asks Hitler "to bee or not to bee?" in the
voice of Homestuck via Andreas Hauser who is Andrew Hussie and the real
Deltarune was the Silksong we lied to our friends along the way, because
December Holiday was never real and Gaster is just Hastur is just "faster" is
just "wasser", because `YHWH` is just "ja, wa?" which is basically "tja".

Meanwhile, Japan's flag is a white sheet with a red dot on it, symbolizing
"look, we fucked" and their media export is "dude, look, teenage girls who
might or might not be your sister... kinda hot, huh? i mean, obviously not
IRL... unless... hey what if the real step bro was the tranny inside your gut
tickling your prostate before you were born because your parents are related
via mtDNA? you know, as a joke? haha, get it? obviously not really, I mean
incest is icky right but like imagine if she wasn't *really* your sister, like,
a step removed, and she was idk stuck or something haha. oh oh what if you're
not actually her brother but like just a weird slime mold or something that
transforms into a billion different penises haha nah i mean like wouldnt that
be fucked up lol jkjk anyway did you see diebuster"

picunrel, obviously

>>40555132 (OP)
Some billionaire just bought the Los Angeles Lakers for a reported $10B, the highest valuation of a us sports team in history. Why aren’t they afraid of 2027? Why aren’t they building bunkers.
And the reddit posts reads like from someone who has too much time on his hands. A nice synopsis of all the hearsay found on the interwebs, nothing new added.

The writer literally mentioned a fake alien threat, and then proceeds to put gas into that fire.

>>40557553
Why are over 50% of the users of this forum delusional, schizophrenic, and unable to string proper sentences together?
You seem like you know SO MUCH.
That's why I'm asking you this question.

Are you a fucking robot?
You need people to prayer for you.
You're fucked in the head,
and it pissed me off to read your paragraph.

Take some fucking medication,
and go outside for a walk.
Breathe some fresh air.
Stay off this fucking website.

I've dedicated 5 minutes to typing this to you.
Be fucking grateful that someone who isn't schizophrenic and desperate for attention acknowledged your fucking existence.

Thank you. Goodbye.

>>40557641
>forum

>>40555132 (OP)
we are the aliens

>>40555132 (OP)
I call on the Arcturians to help explain what is happening

>>40559574
So, where is our home?

>>40555132 (OP)
Blue beam?

Why does he spell probe as probbe?

Anyway I have a pretty powerful home telescope, did he specify coordinates? I didn't see them.