I went to eat spaghetti somewhere but before i entered the place i saw black arrows spiraling at me in the astral plane
When i was served the spaghetti i saw like a carcass of bone sticking in the spaghetti masqeurading as chop suey, i was super hungry so i ate it all, ever since ive been having problems shitting. It can take days before i shit. Was i hit with black magic (yhe black astral arrows before i entered?)and do i now have something stuck in my intestines? Honestly ive been thinking about euthanasia but i researched that and it seems like legalized suicide so im kinda turned off by it. Despite that my desire to reset my life still had me digging in buddhist tought, they beli3ve in rebirth and shit. Is there some white magic i can do to poop out this bone structure stuck in my intestines? And will i somehow defeat these black arrow casters, or does anyone know how to succesfully reincarnate on earth? Thanks for reading my poop problem story

Tl;dr
Ever been hit by black astral arrows and were so hungry you ate a frigging carcass and now u have poop problems. Well basically thats my life now, i want an out of this but not suicide. So mr wizard or buddhist tell me how to get a reset at life

Bonus question:
I wonder though why people wanted to feed me such shit? Like i never did anything to anyone, was that past life karma?

Cmon board go RP mode

aim one of these >>40557195 at the black arrow casters (try to sense the direction it's coming from and face that direction) and shoot a visualized blue pentacle at them, the arrows will bounce off
look into coffee enemas, juice fasts, colon cleanses, etc. for the damage already done, castor oil is recommended