The only truth to religion is that
>Paganism is correct
>The USA is the earthly domain of the pagan gods
>Many figures in US history are the avatars and reincarnations of pagan deities
For example, did you know that George Washington was the avatar of Zeus, that Benjamin Franklin was the avatar of Hermes, that Thomas Jefferson was the avatar of Apollo? Did you also know that Teddy Roosevelt was the reincarnation of Heracles?
Hail Zeus-Washington!

>>40563729 (OP)
Oh and btw, anti-Americanism of any kind is blasphemy against the gods and automatically lands you a spot in Tartarus.
To all who espouse anti-Americanism: enjoy living with Cronus, the titan who ate his own newborn children

Were they actually? Did they actually embody them or did they just try to play pretend and misguide others?

>>40563731
Yummy :)

>>40563729 (OP)
Can I be the reincarnation of Achilles he's pretty damn cool, just want to do without the whole "Achilles heel" thing if that's ok with you, thanks bro. Anyways, may Gods bless America!!! Rahhhhh!!!!!

>>40564192
Mmmhmmm, yummy wummies in my dummy tummies :)

>>40563731
This is true. America doesn't play games, FBI agents please forgive me.