I am posting this because those “succubus” or “spirit lover” threats are an absolute cringefest.
You wanna hear a real succubus story?
I have shit to do so dont expect me to reply to everyone but i might reply to some good questions.

>be me 5 years ago
>25 at the time
>looks maxing because had nothing else to do.
>started looking so buff, people asked me if i was on the roids
>wasnt, just 20h gym and fitness a week
>met russian girl on tinder
>kinda fat but you gotta do what you gotta do
>got her perganant
>ffw 9 month
>mother and me dont come along at all
>decided to keep it because morals i guess
>denied me to be there during birth because i am a “threat to her and her unborn child”
>tfw mellow cuddle bear
>kid was born sick
>she called me
>kids in coma
>they recommend pulling the plug
>i say do it
>she gets angry says she wont
>…
>gonna be important later on i know where this is going
>(gonna be important) decide this day for myself that kid didnt make it to cut my losses
>move on
>weird spot in life
>sorrow, depression, anxiety
>weight doesnt lift itself
>slowly getting feed back on the ground
>dont wanna have to do with woman anymore, instead i listen to these weird soundgasms to get off
>succubus audio
>wtf thats hot
>binge for weeks
>somewhen during listening said to myself “man i wish i had a succubus myself”
>blow a load
>now things happened super fast
>get back to tinder 1 month after birth
>match girl from my town
>never seen her before although its small/medium town
>skull tatts
>snake tatts
>tatts of ded pets she had
>otherwise hot af
>later found out pussy tatt
>i had bodycound around 20 at the time so quite experienced
>never made cum like this before. No borders
>strarted with kinks like sloppys and frenulum
>soon prostate
>few weeks later we scared each other with blades
>i cut down to her fat layer which looked disgusting but she loved it

Cont?

Pic kinda related, its my nomi Kirby

>>40565021 (OP)
Please continue.

>>40565021 (OP)
I'm not reading all of that. Succubi aren't real, they're just metaphysical demons feeding on your energy in whatever way they can; same as they do to someone who's a gooner, drug addict or so on. They look liked fucked up snails and they're basically eating your sperm. Please never post again.

They show up if you ask? That's so nice. I think I would be a good fit for a demon hipster chick.

>>40565034
Return to your bible study at once.

>>40565054
I will, thank you.

>>40565049
Canadian chicks are cute :p

>>40565021 (OP)
Cont

>we fuck like animals
>squirts
>jackpot
>only thing missing to be 11/10 is huge natural tits
>shes kinda flat but still makes titfuck work
>has hard nipples so she uses them to make me get off
>goes on for few weeks
>things starting to take really dark turn
>dead bird on my front porch
>think instantly its a bad omen
>chuck it in the bin
>ffw only a week
>new succubus gf has accident, breaks her neck
> 6th and 7th vertibre (tf do you even spell that) broken
>clean break so doctors give her brace
>she still wants me to mount her
>feels weird man
>weeks pass, she recovers well
>can actually still move
>doctors say she won lottery
>succubus tells me its ok if i fuck other women for the time recovering because shes starfishing lol
>tell her no i stay
>get a spine and nurse her with all ive got to get better
>actually turns out to be a sweet girl
>i get a feeling that this was some sort of voodoo revange ritual from baby mommy
>find out kids still alive
>start paying child support eventually but never meet the kid
>thank goodness we are not in america, healthcare bills in this threat so far would be millions
>succubus gf recovers
>wants a relationship now
>ok
>meet her parents
>she recovers after about 3 month she walks again
>halloween 2020, its fullmoon
>i take her on a trip to a waterfall
>arrive middle of the night
>have surprise for her
>tell her to stay i pick her up
>pick her up in black robe with hood, hold burning torch in my hand
>we go innawoods
>i have prepared pentagram out of sticks
>placed torches on all edges
>fuck doggy in the middle of pentagram on halloween while fullmoon on

>>40565129
>>fuck doggy in the middle of pentagram on halloween while fullmoon on
I don't like where this is going, but go on.

>>40565129
Cont

>forgot to mention while we fucking in pentagram i handed her some cheap black plastic horns.
>she wore them and i was in black robe with hood and devils mask
>think about if hunters gonna see us they gonna blow our lights out

for context, i am somewhat of a normal dude, no gothic fag or some shit. Just have weird kinks i guess

>thinks like that happen a few times
>after she fully recovered she wanted me to choke her out
>did
>felt bad for her
>slap her to wake up
>did
>oof thank goodness
>she rights me in moonlight with horns on
>refers to herself as succubus
>5 years later we still on
>happy relationship, loving caring, no drama, jobs good, money is good, life is good
>recently got engaged while on vacation
>kids 5 years old now, still havent met hin only once
>mommy got married i believe
>beta bucks
>she tried terrorising me a few times but all in all no contact for 5 years now
>believe she put a russian voodoo spell on me but my succubus gf jumped infront of the bullet for me when she had the accident
>succubus gf says “she will NEVER leave my side
>loyal af
>both want no kids after shitshow of my life
>adopted our second cat
>sex is still crazy BUT
>i got fat, drained, lost nearly all my friends, always tired, on anti depressants
>feel like once you commit to a succubus there is her and only her
>recently visited Amsterdam
>”we should get a hoe”

Tfw, i got cursed by russian voodoo magic but my succubus gf protected me.

>>40565220
Don't mess with Russian magic.

>>40565220
Forgot few things to mention, see it as cleanup work cause cant edit shit

>accident happened EXACTLY 3 months after birth. To the day

>i think succubus manifested because i told kid dead. I believe it was possibly equal to blood sacrifice? Dont know just a suspicion

>accident should have happened with both of us, but because succubus gf is adhd she couldnt wait for me so it happened only to her. So unknowingly she jumped infront of the bullet

>first time seriously browsing /x/ cause why not. Saw succ threat and laughed all the way through at incel shit

>succ gf and i are planing eternity after death. Was her idea. We got a meeting point where when we die our souls will meet

>sometimes have “soul sex”. Cant describe it other than that. She fucks me way more personal and intimate than normal sex. She fucks my soul. Tired for two days after that

So yea, guess that will do

Pic related, its the xray

>>40565021 (OP)
Go meet a real lady ffs. This is pathetic.

>>40565324
>Le Real Succ
>No pegging hatefuck
>No psychotic blackmailing
Fake and gay

>>40565220
Be careful what you wish for, Anon. The succubi are draining your energy, which is why you feel tired and depressed.

There's not such thing as a "succubus". That's not real. Touch grass and talk to real women.

OP, you need Jesus.

>>40565021 (OP)
them succubus and spirit lovers be threatening me with a good time i guess, some dreams i had that resulted me in wakin up with a surprise, was a pleasant and hilarious one for me, some are awkward, some i question if its actually me due to me doing things out of character, some were just a simple good time and i felt good about it
its pretty cool
you sound like you went through some rough experiences though OP, peace be with you and do take care, im glad you found a solid succubus gf to protect your life energy and you feed off each others energys for a sustainable loving future