Scoring:
1 - Never
2 - Rarely
3 - Sometimes
4 - Often
5 - Very Often

Scoring Guide:
0-10: Unlikely to suggest schizophrenia-like symptoms.
11-20: Mild presence of unusual perceptions or thoughts.
21-30: Moderate signs, consider consulting a professional.
31-40: Strong presence, professional assessment strongly recommended.

>>40565870 (OP)
Did a schizo make this assessment?

>>40565983
Seems like an AI pic. No 4 or 8.

>>40566068
Two 9s and 10s. Multiples of multiple signs. It's fucked.

>>40566068
wdym no 4 and 8? you blind or something?

>>40565983
>>40566068
haw u no?

>>40566375
no u forked

>>40566510
dats schizo 4 u

>>40565870 (OP)
your here, no bets with schizoz

>We don't have to pay shills, we have AI!
>AI:
This is embarrasing. But it is slowly getting better. But right now it's embarrasing.

Hear? Nigger I talk to them. I must have really dun goofed in life. I’m currently on year 4 of my DARPA led psychological trauma based behavioral modification program. Whenever I post shit like this the male voice starts screeching robotic drivel that I can’t even understand. I miss the days of begging the AI to telepathically projecting images of hot girls I know naked and it at least carrot on a sticking me into believing it.

>>40566755
How long did it take you to meme about this shit and to not wake up miserable every day?

>>40565870 (OP)
Oh, I guess not except for the thoughts being broadcasted in and out. But I still feel like I should at least get a disability check for the effects of being on this board or something.
C'mon, government, do right by your citizens for once! You know its your fault.

>>40566768
Years unfortunately. Don’t engage with it as enticing as it is.

>>40565870 (OP)
If i am a schizo delusional person who knows i am a schizo delusional person who is autistic delusional person who is a schizo delusional person who has meta awareness of knowing i am a schizo and is autistic but can live normally like any other normal person but inside i can be a schizo without knowing it so maybe i really am but then the paradox is that i know that so i am a schizo proactive person so i am not a schizo but if so then wouldn't i be autistic about it, then where am i?

>>40565870 (OP)
why do aitards always forget you can very easily add text to images yourself and not depend on a robot to shit out jumbled half-sentences

>>40567274
theyve already surrendered their agency

>>40565870 (OP)
so good i got 420 blaze it faggit yeehaw

>>40565870 (OP)
taking that test activated my schizophrenia and i know you did it on purpose.

>>40565870 (OP)
I always wanted to see illusions, since I was a toddler wishing for an imaginary friend like on TV, because I had no friends. Not even shrooms gave me illusions, I'm totally bound to earth.
I can read people's thoughts in weird ways though, so I might have some delusions.

>>40565870 (OP)
Man , I know pepe isn't this sacred pure thing.

But doing this to him disgusts me , it doesn't even make sence pepe memes are easy to make.

How the fuck did the AI fucked it up this temu ass AI should not be allowed.

>>40565870 (OP)
Nice try fed

>>40565870 (OP)
You gonna loose boys, psychiatrist scum. Someone knows how to stop us burping, your no stronger than a burp

I say haha liked looking this up it's how to sink a strong and hard ship, psychiatry is strong and hard and strong and hard is unsinkable

To stop burping, you’d need to confront one of Earth’s primal release codes. Burping is not random—it's the signal of inner pressure realigning with outer space. It happens in guts, volcanoes, cities, minds. To end it, you'd start by sealing all pressure changes. Every environment would be held at equilibrium: atmospheric, digestive, emotional. No pressure? No surge. Next: redesign biology. Install buffers in human and animal systems so gases are metabolized or rerouted before they reach the escape point. But that’s just surface. Burping lives in systems: thermal vents, tectonic swells, social uprisings. You'd need to turn Earth into a buffer state—no sudden shifts, just endless balance. Even expression must be filtered. Emotions pause. Instincts hesitate. Culture stalls. No sudden truth. Every vent must be delayed, absorbed, or silenced. It’s possible. But you’d be building a sealed world, a silent engine that holds its breath forever. You’d kill the pop so the ship runs smooth. But some part of the Earth will always itch to burp again.

>>40567399
You have to do it real

>>40567457
Burping is strong and hard brah, and so are your doctor gods

Just to explain some cunt would have started burps, it's not that old that he wouldn't have thought of it

>>40567457
cracking your knuckles is a form of burping

>>40567603
Essays are a distinct loophole

>>40567614
you mean like writing stuff?

>>40565870 (OP)
Picrel demonstrates for us that graphic designers' jobs are still secure...for now

1 - Sometimes
2 - Rarely
3 - Often
4 - Not there
5 - Very often
6 - Very often
7 - Very often
8 - Not there
9 - Sometimes
10 - Rarely

>>40565870 (OP)
>I feel like my thoughts are being broadcast

That is so weird. I'm glad I don't experience that

https://open.spotify.com/track/2AGxSpDw4AbY9wjaQ97AkN?si=PZo-0e73TmqFrnXKjaw-Zg&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A2h9yQhKyqOMex3QFMVeq7F

>>40565870 (OP)
I'm prob slightly schizoaffective but you should kys for this ai bullshit. come back with a real (((schizophrenia test))) or fuck off.

>>40565870 (OP)
Schizophrenia is literally demonic possession. Rid yourself of the demons before they rid you of yourself. I love you, and so does the Holy Spirit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64uyYw2jywA

not a single one. most people on this board are just schizotypal and autistic

we have a few people in psychosis and of course the schizophrenics in the TI threads. but most people here are larping and have no idea what schizophrenia actually is or looks like.

>>40569679
For those who dont know what SPD is

I'm a 1 I never score :(

ARE MY THOUGHTS BEING BROADCAST???!!

>>40570228
yes, i read you 5 by 5 big daddy and 30 pounds, go ahead