Im tired of having zombie dreams. Theyre coming. I can feel it.
>>40566917 (OP)>comingyour clock is lagging, it's 2025, LLMs have been here for a few years and everyone is being piloted by their phone
>>40566925Youre not wrong but im talking about the angry ones that are unbelievably strong
>>40566942that's just german senior citizens doing yoga
>>40566942The British zombies. They're scary. American zombies are slow and dumb
>>40566925It’s actually j1025
They added 1000 years to throw off anyone trying to figure out the true cycle dates
>>40567063Brits are pussies lol. Like rah a bunch of 90lb twink zombies oh nyooooo
>>40566917 (OP)maybe you should avoid junk food and meat.
maybe you should fast between meals
maybe you should get sunshine
maybe you are completely right because most people are rotting inside
>>40567200>Theyhaha gotem it was actually me and it was 1005 years you loser
>>40567307>maybe you should fast between mealsnah you should never stop eating. always eat, permanently shove food into your face, that way you never are stuck between meals
>>40566942They're called niggers OP
I had nightmares every night for 3 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_7fC3YzrDc&list=PLIn6S6yyPjCUnpO8soXenJx2dIFR1jaW8&index=14
I cured it by masking the ambient with this, I put a speaker in the corner of my room for more natural sound distribution and my dreams are actually pleasant every night instead now, I feel safe, its really calming it makes my room less eerie. I had to look a while to find this, most of it was too scary or too futuristic sounding but this one I liked
>>40567429Nah man I get why you guys are saying niggers and NPCs. Low level zombies like fent addicts already exist. In my dreams they are human monsters. They have a sharp curiosity for any movement or noises although they seem to have dulled senses. They are also inhumanely strong. Do not let one grip you at all costs, you wont get it off you. They run fast too. In my dreams when I hide from them its scary as fuck.
>>40569683Thanks anon ill check it out
>>40566917 (OP)Wrong timeline. Umbrella is real.
>>40569683Have you ever seen this man in your dreams?
>wahh I hate having fun dreams where it's like a real life video game
Pussy as bitch
>>40566917 (OP)When you see 'em coming and crawling, make sure you always aim for the head, brother
>>40571412The dreams feel more real than life. I get a primal sensation of being hunted by things I cant understand. There is a technology element like stephen kings Cell. Have you ever been bitten by a dog? That shit hurts. Now imagine one of these zombie monsters grabbing on to you. Its like the movie pic related. They can break your bones with their grip.
>>40571470Godspeed