Promised to God I would stop masturbating
>now every time I musturbate something bad happens or almost happens to me or my family
Anyone else?

>>40573838 (OP)
Normie just eats what is in front of him and becomes the next thing. It isn't rock paper scissors, it is a cyclical pattern.

>>40573838 (OP)
Maybe you could just stop jacking off? Have a little shame for fucks sake

>>40574087
That is what I trying to do...

>>40573838 (OP)
me too

>>40573838 (OP)
No because I didn't make stupid promises to things that don't exist.

>>40574100
I was a little harsh, you got this bro. I used to struggle as well, but power through and you will become a different person

>>40573838 (OP)
demon's souls turned me off to the whole series

>>40574100
Me too

>>40573838 (OP)
Cursed to masturbate

While doing SR I had a homo-erotic wet dream and felt ashamed and disgusted with myself. So as my penance I decided to sleep on the floor for a month and take cold showers for the rest of the year (from late October). One night I fell asleep on my bed and kept waking up to a voice saying "Commit". I ignored this voice and went back too sleep. A day later I was struck by a car. A thought was placed in my head that "If I jump, I would lessen the blow". I jumped, hit the windshield, and landed on my back head hit the pavement. While unconcious I saw an image of who I assume was God and woke up instantly. Apart from a minor scratch, being disoriented, and soreness I was completely fine. When I got home I thought 'Alright, Alright I get it' and from then on I kept my oaths to God very seriously.

>>40575832
Homosexuality stems from a dysfunction in the brain, you can't solve it by oath. If anything, it would worsen it in fact. Focus on fixing yourself and in properly exerting yourself

>>40573838 (OP)
At least you don't have a cryptid psychic entity attached to your mind that tries to accuse you of psychic rape everytime you try to fap

>>40573838 (OP)
What if my favorite was Sekiro?

>>40573838 (OP)
Don't make promises unless you intend on keeping them bozo

>>40576100
Also, I doubt God cares about your masturbation habits.

>>40576053
I am not a homosexual which is why I was disgusted and ashamed with myself. Up until that point all of my lustful thoughts have been with women. That dream happened just after I completed 1 year of SR. The point of the penance was to nip that homosexual thought in the bud. It wasn't a oath to God, it was more of self-correction. I didn't want my subconscious to interpret me not engaging with women for a year to mean I wanted to be with men.

>>40576116
maybe actually try reading the book you reference

masturbation brings bad luck, thats a fact, you can test this yourself. i believe it happens because god (or nature) doesnt want you to waste your finite life energy for momentary pleasure. the more you do it, the more negative karma you generate for yourself, if you're really a hopeless gooner you should at least keep it at a minimum, like only once a month, but keep in mind thats still bad and the universe is still going to fuck you over for doing it.
i once masturbated after a month and literally the next day my car broke and the people at work were fighting each other over nonsense.
for some reason the same thing doesnt happen when you do drugs like smoke weed or drink alcohol, or play video games, but the universe really seems to HATE masturbation with an agressive intensity.

t. recovering gooner

>>40576589
maybe the universe should give me a damn girlfriend then
or a wage raise for doing prostitutes

>>40576473
there's like a million gods from different books and some don't even have a book, what are you talking about?

>>40576589
>masturbation brings bad luck
This is it basically, I've heard it before online and even in person from others. Whenever I have an exam I don't masturbate at least a week before and I end up passing without much studying and the professors seem more lenient with me than the other students.

>>40576589
I once wacked it 5 times a day for six months straight, then won the mega millions lottery -- $72M after taxes. So ..you're full of shit.

>>40577932
yeah and then everybody clapped

>>40573838 (OP)
Schizotypal and DS2 was my favorite.

>>40573838 (OP)
dark souls 2 is shit

>>40573838 (OP)
I've learned to just go with it. Now, any time I want something bad to happen I just start jerkin goff.

EVERYTHING THAT YOU PROMISE TO GOD YOU NEED TO FULFILL..

PROMISE = ENTANGLEMENT

BROKE IS ALWAYS FROM MAN SIDE. SO YOU BECOME SWEET TARGET TO DEMON SPIRITS.. THEY ENJOY TO TORTURE YOU OR YOUR FAMILY.

same
literally everything gets noticeably worse
not masturbating doesn't fix all my problems, but it makes handling them easier
masturbating makes it worse, handling it worse, and gets you new problems
fucked up OP, it's fucked up

>>40573838 (OP)
Yes.
If you read the Old testament you will see breaking a promise is a big sin, especially to God.

Who may worship in your sanctuary, Lord?
Who may enter your presence on your holy hill?
Those who lead blameless lives and do what is right.....Those who despise flagrant sinners,
and honor the faithful followers of the Lord,
and keep their promises even when it hurts.

>>40574100
With the help of El Shaddai Yahu Sabbaoth it is possible.

>>40573838 (OP)
Every sperm is sacred.
Monthy python.

>>40573838 (OP)
it's really hard to I think it's something like peeing and pooping you have to every 2 weeks or you'll vent it

>>40573838 (OP)
>has problem specific to him that proves his individuality
Ny1 rel8??

>>40582506
>I think it's something like peeing and pooping you have to every 2 weeks or you'll vent it
No it isn't. You think like that because you live in this current world and is already in the claws of the demon forces. You don't remember what is to be normal anymore, nor do society for that matter.