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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:28:59 PM No.40579790
Lenticular_UFO_cloud
Lenticular_UFO_cloud
md5: 9c54eaa42bc10bfba4658a775e0cae9f🔍
Statistically speaking, someone is currently getting abducted and anal probed by aliens right now.
Replies: >>40579853 >>40580124 >>40580329 >>40580656 >>40581019 >>40581033 >>40581389 >>40581674 >>40586584
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:00:17 PM No.40579853
ayylmao
ayylmao
md5: ba7ebc41c308ff24092f33c1c8467548🔍
>>40579790 (OP)
>BE ME
>LITERALLY RIGHT NOW
>GETTING ANALLY PROBED
>OHSWEETJESUSNO.MP3
>LUCKILY THEY DIDN'T TAKE MY PHONE
>POST THIS ON /X/ SO SOMEONE WILL COME SAVE ME
>MFW YOU FAGGOTS THINK THIS IS A JOKE
Replies: >>40579858 >>40581038 >>40581404 >>40588057
Barkon !8v8vr3ErDk
6/22/2025, 1:01:30 PM No.40579858
>>40579853
I prefer the hell.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:04:08 PM No.40579865
statistically speaking, someone is flapping their wings in a dream really hard right now to cause a hurricane.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:27:34 PM No.40580124
1736246428810092
1736246428810092
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>>40579790 (OP)
The aliens abduct me so that they can be anally probed by me.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:20:04 PM No.40580329
>>40579790 (OP)
Not if I fuck their ass first.
Replies: >>40581033
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:35:08 PM No.40580656
>>40579790 (OP)
The watchers don't probe anyone. And only the rigtheous get the priviledge of ascension.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:33:57 PM No.40580978
>>40580656
I thought the watchers liked the sex. That’s why they got exiled
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:42:58 PM No.40581019
>>40579790 (OP)
god i wish that was me
Replies: >>40581033 >>40581541
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:47:39 PM No.40581033
>>40579790 (OP)
You are next anon. Don’t try to resist, they will tractor beam your weapon away. >>40580124
>>40580329
>>40581019
I will make sure to let the Spiritual Wickedness in High Places. You will not like what you see on board one of their craft(bodies everywhere) unless they clean up just that room for you. Get ready, they probably are big
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:48:24 PM No.40581038
>>40579853
Are you ok? It's been 4 hours surely they aren't still raping you
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:13:35 PM No.40581389
>>40579790 (OP)
How come this isn’t talked about more?
This should be on every single TV station
We should all be discussing this every day
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:18:26 PM No.40581404
>>40579853
*hits u with a floppy*
fukkn saved ^_______^ toodles~
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:41:59 PM No.40581541
>>40581019
No no. You don't. Have you ever been molested by an alien? The person physically manifests their spirit into you. You'll share a cosmologic connection with them. You'll have dreams of dreams showing how people they raped etc
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:06:32 PM No.40581674
giwtwm
giwtwm
md5: 4cdabbb15e5f20b78a14082911614d65🔍
>>40579790 (OP)
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:33:09 AM No.40583638
Do you guys think aliens use drugs?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:27:58 AM No.40586333
>>40583638
They do a lot of 2-CB
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:00:38 AM No.40586429
>>40583638
We are their drugs.
Replies: >>40586460
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:09:59 AM No.40586460
>>40586429
they're assdrunk
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:55:40 AM No.40586584
>>40579790 (OP)
I saw a cloud like that once. My ass started bleeding immediately. It turns out I had hemorrhoids. The aliens sucked my ass so bad that it made it pimply. I have pictures of my butthole if you want to see it. It could have taken pictures of the UFO cloud but I like my butthole more.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:20:36 AM No.40586626
Why do Aliens do this?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:53:25 PM No.40588057
das_right
das_right
md5: 01359a514ba8eeda3fa1f22c25a66cc3🔍
>>40579853
Fake. There's no cell service up there in the clouds.