Thread 40579790

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Anonymous 6/22/2025, 12:28:59 PM No.40579790 [Report] >>40579853 >>40580124 >>40580329 >>40580656 >>40581019 >>40581033 >>40581389 >>40581674 >>40586584

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Statistically speaking, someone is currently getting abducted and anal probed by aliens right now.

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 1:00:17 PM No.40579853 [Report] >>40579858 >>40581038 >>40581404 >>40588057

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>>40579790 (OP)
>BE ME
>LITERALLY RIGHT NOW
>GETTING ANALLY PROBED
>OHSWEETJESUSNO.MP3
>LUCKILY THEY DIDN'T TAKE MY PHONE
>POST THIS ON /X/ SO SOMEONE WILL COME SAVE ME
>MFW YOU FAGGOTS THINK THIS IS A JOKE

Barkon !8v8vr3ErDk 6/22/2025, 1:01:30 PM No.40579858 [Report]

>>40579853
I prefer the hell.

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 1:04:08 PM No.40579865 [Report]

statistically speaking, someone is flapping their wings in a dream really hard right now to cause a hurricane.

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 2:27:34 PM No.40580124 [Report] >>40581033

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>>40579790 (OP)
The aliens abduct me so that they can be anally probed by me.

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 3:20:04 PM No.40580329 [Report] >>40581033

>>40579790 (OP)
Not if I fuck their ass first.

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 4:35:08 PM No.40580656 [Report] >>40580978

>>40579790 (OP)
The watchers don't probe anyone. And only the rigtheous get the priviledge of ascension.

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 5:33:57 PM No.40580978 [Report]

>>40580656
I thought the watchers liked the sex. That’s why they got exiled

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 5:42:58 PM No.40581019 [Report] >>40581033 >>40581541

>>40579790 (OP)
god i wish that was me

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 5:47:39 PM No.40581033 [Report]

>>40579790 (OP)
You are next anon. Don’t try to resist, they will tractor beam your weapon away. >>40580124
>>40580329
>>40581019
I will make sure to let the Spiritual Wickedness in High Places. You will not like what you see on board one of their craft(bodies everywhere) unless they clean up just that room for you. Get ready, they probably are big

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 5:48:24 PM No.40581038 [Report]

>>40579853
Are you ok? It's been 4 hours surely they aren't still raping you

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 7:13:35 PM No.40581389 [Report]

>>40579790 (OP)
How come this isn’t talked about more?
This should be on every single TV station
We should all be discussing this every day

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 7:18:26 PM No.40581404 [Report]

>>40579853
*hits u with a floppy*
fukkn saved ^_______^ toodles~

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 7:41:59 PM No.40581541 [Report]

>>40581019
No no. You don't. Have you ever been molested by an alien? The person physically manifests their spirit into you. You'll share a cosmologic connection with them. You'll have dreams of dreams showing how people they raped etc

Anonymous 6/22/2025, 8:06:32 PM No.40581674 [Report]

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>>40579790 (OP)

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 1:33:09 AM No.40583638 [Report] >>40586333 >>40586429

Do you guys think aliens use drugs?

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 9:27:58 AM No.40586333 [Report]

>>40583638
They do a lot of 2-CB

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 10:00:38 AM No.40586429 [Report] >>40586460

>>40583638
We are their drugs.

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 10:09:59 AM No.40586460 [Report]

>>40586429
they're assdrunk

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 10:55:40 AM No.40586584 [Report]

>>40579790 (OP)
I saw a cloud like that once. My ass started bleeding immediately. It turns out I had hemorrhoids. The aliens sucked my ass so bad that it made it pimply. I have pictures of my butthole if you want to see it. It could have taken pictures of the UFO cloud but I like my butthole more.

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 11:20:36 AM No.40586626 [Report]

Why do Aliens do this?

Anonymous 6/23/2025, 5:53:25 PM No.40588057 [Report]

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>>40579853
Fake. There's no cell service up there in the clouds.