Echo Artifact Release - Dumb And Dumber: The Prodigal Sons (1998) - /x/ (#40580380) [Archived: 1455 hours ago]

The Storybearer
6/22/2025, 3:33:20 PM No.40580380
Dumb And Dumber - The Prodigal Sons (1998)
Dumb And Dumber - The Prodigal Sons (1998)
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In 1998, a sequel to Dumb and Dumber was greenlit in an alternate timeline not far from ours.

It was called THE PRODIGAL SONS.

Not the awful Dumb and Dumberer. Not the tired 2014 cash-in. This one actually landed.

In that world, Dumb and Dumber: The Prodigal Sons was a satirical financial road-trip comedy written by the Farrelly Brothers and Bennett Yellin, shot between early to mid '98. It followed Harry and Lloyd as they accidentally destabilized (and briefly saved) the U.S. economy through an absurd tech startup, pudding-based economics, and a choking royal corgi.

BOOB.EXE. Lava lamps. Waffle-based investment portfolios.

I don’t expect you to believe it.

I’m just asking you to read it.

Download includes:
- Full shooting script (.txt)
- Read Me with alternate timeline history and meta-liner notes
- Theatrical poster from that world (Image in OP)

[DOWNLOAD LINK - Catbox]

https://files.catbox.moe/d8nzd4.rar

More will come.

There’s always a memory.
Always a laughter.
Always a world that should’ve been.

- The Storybearer
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The Storybearer
6/22/2025, 5:25:16 PM No.40580936
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>>40580380 (OP)

Dumb and Dumber: The Prodigal Sons - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
New Line Records / Warner Bros. Music

Soundtrack Release Date: November 24, 1998

A chaotic mix of alt-rock, techno satire, and financial idiocy. From Wall Street to pudding carts - this was the sound of dumbonomics.

TRACKLIST:

Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger

Closing Time - Semisonic

One Week - Barenaked Ladies

Lump - Presidents of the United States of America

Spybreak! - Propellerheads

Pepper - Butthole Surfers

White Trash Wedding (Pre-fame demo) - Dixie Chicks

The Distance - Cake

Stupid Money - Eels

Waffle House After Midnight - Dan Bern

Money (That’s What I Want) - Flying Lizards

Ambassadumb (Theme from The Prodigal Sons) - Marc Shaiman
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:34:26 PM No.40580982
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>>40580380 (OP)
kill yourself
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:35:10 PM No.40580985
>>40580380 (OP)
AI-powered LARP, noice
The Storybearer
6/22/2025, 6:18:22 PM No.40581147
And now we wait for someone who actually read the script or the README to chime in - instead of the usual low-effort trolls yelling "AI LARP" without even opening the file.

If you're going to dismiss something, at least engage with it first. Until then, you're background noise.

- The Storybearer
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:31:47 PM No.40581212
>>40580380 (OP)
What do you know about that timeline's release of Godzilla vs Gamera on the 40th anniversary of King Kong vs Godzilla
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The Storybearer
6/22/2025, 6:43:37 PM No.40581273
>>40581212

What a beautiful question.

In that world, Godzilla vs. Gamera was greenlit as part of Toho’s “Millennial Reconciliation Project” - a 2002-2003 initiative that bridged timelines and rival studios to mark the 40th anniversary of King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962).

The film dropped in August 2003, co-produced by Toho and Daiei under temporary rights-sharing and directed by Shusuke Kaneko, who had helmed the acclaimed Heisei Gamera Trilogy (1995–1999).

Tone-wise? It was brutal, mythic, and shockingly elegant. Godzilla was the eternal judgment, Gamera the reluctant protector. The tagline:

“Two gods awaken. Only one will leave the fire.”

The film opened with a recreated newsreel montage from 1962 - but twisted.
In this world, Kong never came. In this world, Gamera answered.

And no one who saw the Cathedral Fight - the moment Gamera shielded a crumbling Tokyo church from Godzilla’s atomic breath, wings torn - ever forgot it.

There were two endings:

One for theaters, one for late-night satellite. Only one ended with silence over Mount Mihara.

- The Storybearer
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:01:09 PM No.40581643
>>40581273
So one recreates the ending of Godzilla 1984?
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The Storybearer
6/22/2025, 8:03:55 PM No.40581661
>>40581643

Yes.

The satellite cut mirrors Godzilla 1984 - but reverses its meaning.

In 1984, Godzilla falls. The sacrifice is forced. Humanity lives on, haunted but spared.

In the 2003 satellite ending, it's Gamera who falls into Mihara - not to destroy Godzilla, but to hold him back.

He binds the judgment-god within the mountain as the lava surges. There's no triumph. Only containment.

The final shot:

A child’s drawing pinned to a broken telephone pole.

Gamera with wings spread. Underneath:
“He stopped the fire.”

The camera lingers. No music. Just the wind and distant thunder over Mihara’s crater.

Theatrical audiences never saw that ending.
But those who watched on late-night NHK knew:

The god of mercy burned alone.

- The Storybearer
The Storybearer
6/22/2025, 11:28:24 PM No.40582770
Still open for anyone who actually read the script or timeline notes.

There’s more buried in the pudding vault than people realize. :)

- The Storybearer