Crop circles debunk the fermi paradox

Credible abduction encounters also apply

>>40582533 (OP)
mankind is blind; we are surrounded by intelligent beings

>>40582533 (OP)
I was looking into crop circles not long ago. I learned that the seeds from fallen plants in crop circles grow faster and yield more. I thought that was pretty cool. Also read about a theory that crop circles are caused by "energy vortecis" made up of various em waves rising up from the ground.

Somebody please post the hello kitty crop.

>>40582571
Very true

>>40582533 (OP)
Crop circles are actually just two British boomers having a laugh.

Crop circles were made by dimer/chemical isomer lasers from gov't black projects

Picture is irrelevant telegraph

>>40583837
This refers to Doug Bower and Dave Chorley, two British men (of the Baby Boomer generation) who, in the early 1990s, admitted they had been creating crop circles since 1978 using simple tools like planks, ropes, and measuring tape. They did it as a prank and later revealed the method publicly.

>>40583865
This is obviously horse shit. Too many intricacies.
If it’s nhi then why are they using this type of means for communication? And how?

>>40583915
That’s the part that doesn’t make sense to me. If you’re nhi trying to establish contact with humans - why do you need to communicate in cryptic messages through crop fields….?

>>40583915
>Too many intricacies
White men doing basic math is blowing your mind, eh?

>>40583946
It’s not the math you pompous dip shit. It’s the actual physical labor. And doing it in such a small time frame.

>>40584105
So it’s their effort and efficiency that’s confusing you. Noted!

Well, I don’t want to upset you, but a lot of people have recorded themselves making crop art. Must be AI, right?

Notice how none of the crops actually provides any new, useful information.

>>40584137
lol keep feeding that ego..
I’m not even saying there could be a non nhi explanation here - but two guys with rope and boards ain’t it.
Please post links of these so called recordings

>>40584307
*couldn’t be
And yeah it is the intricacy of the labor and how the stalks are interlocked and weaved within the design. You can’t act as arrogant as you want, but you cannot explain any of it. Go ahead though..please explain that to me…go ahead… since you’re so above all of this

>>40583915
It probably is.
Watch the why files on the crop circles, he goes into detail about these, including the 2 fraudsters claiming to have made them. He breaks down logically why they couldn't have done it and argues they probably are a cia psyop. Basically their staged crop circles look nothing like the perfect patterned legit circles.

>>40582571
Clues are probably not going to work LightBringer.
I am starting to think sticking fingers into spear wounds wouldn't work at this time.
I very much want to go home.

Ayy

>>40583915
that is horse shit you're right

here's Patty Greer (not related to steven) and Levengood's assesment:

https://youtu.be/_aweoDF5Plg?t=3151

>>40589453
heres in action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6vP8-SbU0

>>40582533 (OP)
Crop circles are made by humans.

Any other narrative is bullshit.

If you believe in crop circles, have I got grifters for you!
Jaime Maussan
David Wilcock

Go drink more retard juice.

>>40589595
one thing i learned during my years here is to ignore any arguments built on false dilemma + dismissive language + guilt by association

>>40582533 (OP)
those made by demons

are there still people who dont know that demons will disguuise as aliens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbRrQeYdJAY

>>40589471
If real, that footage would be in the same category as this one: https://rumble.com/v5zpfeb-historic-footage-watch-ufos-swarm-the-us-capitol-in-1953.html

Nevertheless, I still think crop circle messages are useless and retarded, and I'm dying on that hill.

>>40589595
I agree, but probably with top secret tech.

The OP image was a response to a coded message made by scientists to contact ayys. Am I really supposed to believe that Sneed and fucking Chuck >>40583865 found a way to make crop circles, knew of the original message, decoded it, made a response with a picture of an ayy, did it all without being seen, and did it perfectly? Bull.

>>40589595
explain the burst nodules in a real crop circle vs the bent stalks in human made circles.

>>40594947
I can literally buy DEWs now from China and you think that it's not possible for precision etching of cornfields with large scale lasers on stealth drone crafts, you think they are going into the field and bending the stalks with their hands, you fucking retard,

>>40582533 (OP)
But crop circles are all bullshit though.
:(

Sad.
True.

NHI didn't come here to fuck with our food supply and kill living organisms.

Odds that crop circles are actually NHI produced is 0% for logical thinkers.

>>40596783
> I can literally buy DEWs now from China

Do it and make a crop circle. Keep your whole team anonymous forever. Your designers. Your schedulers. Just take a video. Post it. Then I’ll believe the 400 reported crop circles that were made are human in origin

From google
> The most widely known method for a person or group to construct a crop formation is to tie one end of a rope to an anchor point and the other end to a board which is used to crush the plants.

Wow
>a person or a group
>tornados
>lightning
>advertising

At what point does an expert say I don’t know, rather than lowering our collective iq by giving us the most inane scenarios

>>40596822
Not a single one has been debunked. There were a handful that were human made, but the creators were credited. Every article on crop circles leaves the door open for exotic and mysterious origins. Go check. I don’t know how you can make that statement other than being a programmed npc

>>40596831
Are you retarded? I'm gonna do all that work just to convince you of something that doesn't even matter much?

>>40596783
>>40596968
> large scale lasers on stealth drone crafts
I’ll help you carry them. They’ll probably fit in the trunk. My 03 civic has never failed me.

What is the fermi paradox some senile retard once ask the question "where are aliens? I don't see them." and they made a word for that. Why did they make a word for a senile retard asking a stupid question?

>>40596965
I grew up in rural farm area.

Farmers present themselves as fine upstanding members of society, the hard working blue collar few, but in reality they are just as seedy and shady as any other corrupt industry.

Crop circle? Or... Tax write off? Insurance claim? PR, marketing, brand awareness? Because Jimmy and the boys are drunk and we 'got an idea'?

The amount of statistical reasons for it to be bullshit, vastly outweigh and logic chains that suggest it is true.

>>40597387
Not a bad point but still

>>40582533 (OP)
>crop circle
That’s not a crop circle that’s a masterpiece. That is definitely ayys

>>40582533 (OP)
>debunk the fermi paradox
it certainly does not

crop circles are like the nazca lines, USA or China uses them to coordinate aerial vehicles

>>40586169
>I very much want to go home.
well make a big splash, that's always how it worked, or are you chicken?

>>40600382
how about the fact that corporate personhood and shareholder primacy are "these entities get new rights" and "but they are slaves" but both happened before the little Italian fascist boy Fermi was even born?

>>40594045
>The OP image was a response to a coded message made by scientists to contact ayys
what do i type in to read about this story?
also i don't think anyone is saying the british uncs were responsible for every crop circle

>>40600397
the british and the east indian company are how and why corporate personage came about. There are no aliens and fermi paradox explains it quite well why this topic is asinine.

>>40600483
>nooo corporations dont have agency thats why we had to enslave them, just like the black people

>>40597038
i didn't know what a DEW was so i looked it up and this nigga buying Hammers of Dawn from aliexpress fr :skull:

>>40583865
They made some circles not all. There is actually a video recording of a crop circle being made that some people in the UK managed to get after shooting an empty field all night trying to capture it happening.

I've never been able to find the video/documentary about the event again after seeing it on YouTube sometime around like 2017.

There are also numerous other accounts of people saying they saw a crop circle formed in front of them. It happens in a single instant.

It's also obvious which ones weren't made as pranks because the plants aren't bent over like pranksters do, they fall after having a section get basically, like, microwaved until it explodes/collapses. It's very strange and blatant at real crop circles but again, it's hard to find anyone mentioning this online despite scientists confirming it numerous times.

There's also a proven cover up done on live British television back in the 70s I think, were a crop circle appears and the military closes it off and then directs a television crew to a fake one they made to distract people. Accounts of the real crop circle being swarmed by black ops British soldiers are widespread and the host of the program says quite openly that it was extremely obvious he was being lied to by the military after they stepped in to "help" the TV show

>>40601371
have you got a visual representation of what man-made crops look like vs the microwaved or whatever you're saying? like a close up of the stalks would be good.

>>40603688
You are so lucky. I don't have that sort of thing saved but I found a random YouTube comment at the bottom of a reddit thread shitting on people that believe in crop circles. It linked to a 2 hour YouTube video with all the info I'm talking about. You can almost never find this information online and no Internet search engine will give any result talking about this sort of information despite the fact it's all quite well documented scientific fact.

https://youtu.be/a4e_wlLb_kk

I went through this video a bit and found an interview which starts at about the 1 hour 6 minute mark with a woman who goes over the obvious and extreme differences between how "true" crop circles are formed and how hoax ones are

Here is a picture from that portion which shows the strange scars formed on stalks in "true" crop circles which IIRC are caused by some kind of concentrated radiation almost like a microwave which makes the water in the plant burst in short sections which is how they are made instantly.

>>40582533 (OP)
It's essentially laser printing with exotic energies

>>40603840
thank you for delivering, i appreciate it. that does look odd, i'm assuming that's the unfelled crops that form the outside of the circles but i'll watch the whole video soon.

>>40603688
Pardon my source, but more here
https://old.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/comments/1l0uci5/the_gallops_crop_circle_on_15_may_2025_a/

>>40584339
>You can’t act as arrogant as you want
NTA, but it's funny you corrected his grammar then immediately fucked your own up. Chill boys, were here to talk based spooky circles