>be me
>80 years old, in hospital bed
>know that i'm dying, never really believed in the afterlife but considered the possibility of reincarnation
>still happy that i led a comfortable and content life
>die
>reincarnation.jpg
>reincarnate as a life form on a desolate planet billions of light years away from earth
>able to experience nothing but excruciating pain
>perceive time as moving 100x slower than a human does
>unable to an hero

How did this happen? What did I do to deserve this?

>>40586414 (OP)
You made a certain middle eastern mary-sue mad because you didn't believe in his petty power fantasy.

>>40586414 (OP)
Reincarnation is definitely real. The Mantids rule over a significant portion of the process, it’s the same principle as farming, really. It exists to keep you in the realm of materiality and experiencing fleeting pleasures so you can suffer more long term. That’s really all life is. We’re all the Mantid’s bitches.