Everyone but me claims they only do laundry once a week, even entire families. But I have to do a full load of laundry every day, even though I wear my clothes 3-5 days in a row and only shower every 2-3 days. It doesn't make sense.

>>40589578 (OP)
We must believe that everyone well put together is an NPC sits and stares at the wall unsoiling their clothes while we are not out and about serving them.

>>40589620
There actually is something strange going on with the majority of "people" and you can especially tell it during winter when it gets dark at 5:30pm and these people get off work at 5pm then drive to their house, get out of their car and go inside but their lights never come on, there is no TV, and no further activity, at FIVE THIRTY PM. What, did they go to sleep at 5:30? None of it makes sense especially because you can drive any street and 90% of the houses will be this way, at 5:30. Car in the driveway, zero lights zero activity.

>>40589638
While there might be 10billion meatballs around here it would appear there's only a couple dozen players and a few of the players have the ability to jump between meatballs and get really offended when we sheer their sheep.
I unfortunately must advocate on behalf of the meatballs because I sprang up out of one almost by chance (and passion).

>>40589578 (OP)

>>40589578 (OP)
>Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
Why are you so goddamn filthy that you have to do laundry every day? How many times are you changing your clothes in a day?

>>40589638
They're staring at their phones.

>>40589578 (OP)
why on globs green birth would you use an American Dad screenshot for a thread talking about washing machines and not use the American Dad episode featuring Mr. Rick, who has a comical hatred of washing machines?
That choice is what makes this post truly paranormal.

>>40589638
>zero lights zero activity.
I haven't turned my lights on at night for 15 years. People like you are keeping track, as you clearly admit.