So, I walked in on my girlfriend floating with her eyes glowing, speaking some unknown language (definitely not Greek, likely some language only gods known) to an owl. She saw me, her eyes stopped glowing and she stopped floating, and she quickly explained to me that she’s the goddess Athena, and I wasn’t supposed to learn it just yet (she also teleported behind me and materialized an apple out of thin air as further proof). I asked her about the “perpetual virginity” thing she’s known for and she nervously explained that the other gods don’t know she’s violating it by dating me.
What the fuck do I do? I’m dating a goddess and I know if I make one wrong mistake she’ll fuck over my life in more ways than one. What if the other gods find out, they’ll likely fuck over my life.

>>40589744 (OP)
>materialized an apple out of thin air as further proof
eris is pretending to be athena for your dick

>>40589744 (OP)
Waaa, isekai-pikachu-face! Woman brings you an apple, you should eat it and wait for another isekai!

Double isekai, double waaa pikachu!

>>40589744 (OP)
truest, straightest thread on /x/

>>40589744 (OP)
Girls arent real you fool! Dump her asap !

>>40589744 (OP)
Bro, dw about it. Her love is likely not so fickle as that. Everyone, even Zeus, is embodied as 'human' atm.
Let me tell you that guy is just trying to feed his senpai.with the strictness the global systems have placed in us. Cool dude too.
PS fuck Metatron :3

>>40590008
Autocorrect is the devil senpai = his senpai
Dunno how that happened

>>40589744 (OP)
>I’m

become so insufferable and retarded with your larps

>>40589744 (OP)

>What the fuck do I do?

Ok first of all ... don´t lose your nerves. She should be pretty chill if you avoid doing anything exceptionally stupid. You are lucky it is not that crazy one with the bow ...

>>40589744 (OP)
I'm sorry, but you're schizophrenic

>>40589744 (OP)
Out of all the men in the wotld why would Athena choose you? What's so special about you?

>>40589744 (OP)
The first thing you should do if you’re telling the truth is email me at panatheniac@proton.me and stop posting her very clearly mentioned secrets on a public forum.

>>40590008
If you can tell me more about Zeus you should email me too.

What anime is this?

>>40591576
>I'm sorry, but you're schizophrenic
It's a larp. People like me talk about rare supernatural experiences, so they flood with similar sounding bullshit.

Can you ask your girlfriend to restore my foreskin?

>>40589744 (OP)
Another goddamned “trust me bro!” thread, Either you figure out how to get some evidence (consensually) and post it or you can screw off

>Captcha:YPPSX