>>40593661The holes are to lessen wind resistance when he beats you and he v/ill beat you - he will beat
you like a bad little girl or a bad little boy but he will not beat you because you have been bad,
he will beat you because you have not been bad enough. When he bends you over and paddles
your bottom it is a loving discipline because he is saying to you: do not be human, be a
Noctulian! Although the way he phrases it may sound more like โTOUGHEN UP YOU WIMPIโ or it
may even sound like the churning and grating of hideous machinery in a terrible, dark and grim
factory somewhere in the astral wastelands. Did I mention he also carries a cat oโ nine tails
made of a hideous leather-like substance which is interspersed with spikes? You are truly a
fortunate soul if Drill Sgt. 333 decides to go after you with that particularly unholy implement.
The name tag on his battle-ready logistical jacket reads โGREYโ - just in case you do not
recognize him when you see him... But if you do see him you will surely recognize him, because
only the most fortunate boys and girls receive the very specific sort of balloons and surprises
that Drill Sgt. Grey has to offer.