>>40592675Last night I dreamed that I was at a gas station trying to buy a 40oz of malt liquor but couldn't because there were bugs infesting the refrigerators. I told the people to just use their 4th of July smoke bombs to fumigate the bugs. Then I just so happened to see my one true love oneitis crush who I haven't seen in decades. She was sexy as ever and all I could think about was buying her a pair of sharpened brass knuckles so she could beat up any rapists who grab her while she's jogging