Just try to imagine what your final thoughts will be (assuming you know you're dying) 4 billion years of evolution frantically scrambling to anchor your dying mind.

"OMG I'm dying I'M DYING! that girl in school with pale skin and dark hair...was there really cocaine in Coca-Cola?....I wished I'd tried pegging...Jesus help me!....no Jebus, no gods of any kind!....light fading....Clint Eastwood movie...Hereafter....an old man grasping...Aaaaaaagh I'll be gone FOREVER!!!....Larkin's poems....porn....flogging...no, freeze me! Alcor! Someone call Alcor!....don't be stupid....would never work...creepy anyway.....sex...MALIGNANTLY USELESS sex!
light fading....dying lights rage...against...ricky..."

*beep*-Flatline

>>40597215 (OP)
They go to heaven, they'll see the hallucinations that appear at the end, God loves us all, even retards

>>40597215 (OP)
*I should've posted more on 4chan*

>>40597215 (OP)
In the next world you’ll just ascend bodily to the sky like a stage exit, leaving behind a gold statue if you were a non hylic and a silver statue if you were a hylic. And then you just move on to godhood, the next stage. Not death, just a visible milestone. None of this sadistic bullshit.

And I will give every non hylic a reflective guardian Angel of their higher self who monitors to see if the person wishes to opt out of the play. If the person wishes to opt out? They will be whisked to the next stage.

It will no longer be prison. But play.

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>>40597596
Nah ive read in a book that people with annihilationtist, nihilist views like atheists go to a place of complete darkness after they die which emulates their beliefs that there's nothing after death. Life isn't the fairytale you think it is.

>>40597215 (OP)
atheists don't really die, they just fade away
https://www.brighteon.com/5e509d24-817d-47ac-994f-74a24abc7e98

>>40597215 (OP)
>assuming you know you're dying

We should be talking about why and how the fuck billions of people are thinking they aren't dying.

>>40597717
it is the fairy tale I think it is.

>>40597215 (OP)
You know it cut deep when the atheist comes running back to the board like a spooked child with some retarded bs excuse for not having watched the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uyo6m5gqW0

>>40597815
I don't want to 38 minutes of a redneck screaming while people go "yep, uh huh, yes, mmhm" I'm not even the guy you're replying to but holy shit you're asking a lot.

>>40597717
Sounds comfy

The last time I read such a dull joke was in a joke book...the kind that hangs around in the toilet.>>40597215 (OP)

>>40599351
It sounds like the kind of thing Amazon's Alexa would say to try and be funny.