Thread 40598587

How is it that retards like us can find more compelling evidence of life in space than government organizations with practically unlimited funding? Just try to calculate the odds of a formation on mars having 17 anatomical correlations with a parrot. Maybe it's time to employ Occam's Razor.

>>40598587 (OP)
We need a top-tier team of alien experts from X the paranormal board on 4chan
We need interdimensional schizo experts, I want a Crypto terrestrial schizo expert, we need an expert on all types of anal probing from every alien race, we have someone reference work on alien implants, will literally pull out all the schizos from every corner of this board. We will testify in front of Congress and do what those retard Bob Lazer and Dr. Greer couldn’t do in 20 years
You know, seriousness every politician outside maybe three are pedophiles and controlled by Israel. That’s why they all act like they don’t know many of them know about aliens. They just can’t say it or else we find out what they did on some island in the Caribbean or at a Diddy party.

>>40598623
idk about all that, but check out this asteroid (2015-TB145) which was a living skull at some point.

guys guys i just realized, the ground is down and the sky is up lmao wtf how??

>>40599092
That's just the start.

>>40599251
settle down, Thoth

>>40598587 (OP)
nothing you're finding is compelling....

>>40598931
>"Eye holes" fucked
wow this ancient behemoth's mommy had some drinky winkies during her pregnancy

>>40598587 (OP)
>Maybe it's time to employ Occam's Razor.
Okay. But let's use the real one.
>When determining which hypothesis to test, the one that introduces the least amount of unknowns should be tested first.
So which hypothesis introduces the least unknowns?
>It's just weird rocks, and human brains like making patterns out of noise
This one introduces zero unknowns.
>The remains of a parrot large enough to see from space with the naked eye lived on planet without enough atmosphere to support lichen, died, and remained perfectly preserved and by all appearances turned into lava stone.
There are very many unknowns introduced by this.
Occam's Razor says we should test the first one and make sure that isnt the solution before moving on to giant parrots on Mars.

The truth is these government workers are controlled by Satan and ordinary folks like you and me usually aren't.

Also on Mars

>>40598587 (OP)
they have tons of evidence
how stupid are you that you cant see that they already know but theyre playing dumb
i bet you think politicians are people and not reptilians and bio-androids
go read a book before posting here

>>40598587 (OP)
Is this a joke? There is no absolute fucking way you think there's a parrot on Mars.

>>40604611
wait until you hear about cydonia