How do I protect my thoughts and feelings from mind readers?

My girlfriend knows when I'm leaving the house to meet up with my street pharmacist, no matter how subtle and calculating I am.

>just dump her bro girls are so ez
No. Pussy game is diabolical.

Stop being predictable. You can start by posting a pic of your gf for us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0XCQJ50_4c

>>40598863 (OP)
When else do you leave without her? Don't tell me you have a job niglet

>>40598863 (OP)
Mmm hit 'em with the BLIZZ BLAM CACHOW BANG BANG BAZINGA PSYCHIC CUMBLAST!!!!!!!!
WOAH!!!!!!!!!

that'll teach them to read your mind for the next time HUE HUE HUE

>>40598863 (OP)
Think crazy stuff only. They will run away.