How do I sell my soul for glory, beauty and success?

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>>40601507
to whom?

>>40601507
What is born, must die.

>>40601374 (OP)
You need to sell your soul to the devil at the crossroads at midnight during a full moon

>>40601374 (OP)
This is a buyer’s market you dope. I’ll give you two burritos and half a tank of gas.

>>40601374 (OP)
Vanity of vanities - none of that stuff is worth more than your eternal soul OP.

Fight the good fight, in the holy name of the Lord Jesus Christ, and you'll see things beyond what you thought or could imagine possible, and experience a love without limits or end. God bless!

>>40601374 (OP)
You've already forfeited your soul by entertaining the idea. You are not promised anything in return. Satan is an elitist and only seeks people he can properly use. He's not going to just pick any random person.

Op here I want to be a trans woman icon

>>40601787
>You need to sell your soul to the devil at the crossroads at midnight during a full moon
Midnight of which time zone?

>>40601374 (OP)
you can't because such things don't exist

You have to cum inside your mom

>>40603110
We don't know that, actually.

>>40601840
Jesus, if it were possible, is really bad at Love

Go to your local freemasons and bottom for the ugliest Jew there and he will make you rich and famous (if your arse is tight enough)

>>40601374 (OP)

>>40601374 (OP)
Tell God you want to take a gamble and give Him your soul for beauty, glory, and success. God is not opposed to these things

>>40601374 (OP)
>he wants to suffer forever
Geeeeeg