I have perfected a method I locked lips with this man I tricked him into thinking I was gay. That is how we locked lips under this pretence. But I am only after his essence. I learned this trick from a ex zen buddhist monk who was bumming around London. Anyway its like sucking on a straw when you've locked lips. But you don't breathe in with your lungs but your soul. So you are sucking his life essence in. I stole quite a lot of his essence a few days later the man was bedridden and apparently doctors were puzzled according to some mutual friends. And I feel more alive and vibrant than ever. As if my entire life had been lived under brain fog. That is how clear my mind is. I feel like I could run 1000 miles. Try this sometime.

>>40605684 (OP)
Anon. Are you sure you just don't carry diseases?

>>40605710
I am sure. Otherwise I would be sick, and the doctors would have diagnosed the man.

>>40605797
No Anon. There's a thing called being a carrier. You basically have immunity until your body fucks up. I think you gave the kiss of death but for a different reason than you think.

>>40605684 (OP)
Dispelled forever to you

>>40605684 (OP)
My ex did this to me and said it was a joke. My beautiful, pure immortal soul incarnated into a wasteland of vampires.

>>40605684 (OP)
Just admit you like cock bro

>>40605684 (OP)
You can get concentrated essence by locking your lips on a dick.

>>40605684 (OP)
What happens when you take essence? Do you start having his traits and stuff?

>>40605684 (OP)
We all have a cookie jar and we all have a jar of fuck. Apparently your cookie jar is kissing dudes.