/MG/ Masturbation General - /x/ (#40606452) [Archived: 788 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:04:44 AM No.40606452
Masturbate
Masturbate
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Welcome to the Masturbation General!

>What is Masturbation?
Masturbation is the act of stimulating one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often to the point of orgasm. It’s a natural and common activity among people of all genders and ages, usually done in private.

>Why do it?
Masturbation is a normal and healthy sexual activity with several benefits:
Reduces stress and improves mood,
Helps with better sleep,
Relieves pain (like cramps or headaches),
Improves sexual self-awareness,
Supports pelvic and sexual health.
It’s safe and has no risk of pregnancy or STIs.

>Wet Dreams?
They happen because you practised self-harm, so the body compensates by involuntary ejaculation in your sleep.
Same thing would happen if you held your urine for days, it would release it when you're unconscious, in your bed.

>What causes wet dreams?
Self-harm, self-neglect, listening to glowpigs telling you to "kys".
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:05:19 AM No.40606454
so what do you guys like to watch while masturbating?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:08:40 AM No.40606466
goyslop
goyslop
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>>40606454
Probably conjoined beings/fused beings
There is something so intimate about the concept of sharing a body with someone you're attracted to. Giving them the ability to feel what you feel and feel what they feel.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:13:24 AM No.40606479
it makes me feel dumb though. I will only care about fapping if it's for sex magick purposes but so far it has given me mixed results
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:41:35 AM No.40606536
>>40606452 (OP)
you didnt even include a bait the master pun, yU so bad at this
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh
6/26/2025, 10:59:36 AM No.40606574
>>40606454
Other people having sex, of course
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:09:23 PM No.40606734
>>40606454
>>40606466
...you do realize you guys are the the punchline here? So incurably porn addicted that you cannot even conseptualize sexuality as anything other than watching freakshit porn, and then project it to other people and become semen retention chud.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:18:30 PM No.40606756
>>40606452 (OP)
What are the paranormal implications of being unable to orgasm under any circumstances, as a male? I have pleasure-disassociative ejaculatory anhedonia, which means that although I can ejaculate I do not feel pleasure from it. This condition is extremely rare and many people, even some medical professionals, have never heard of it. The few who have usually heard of it as a side-effect from medications like SSRIs, not as something you (appear to) have been born with as in my case. There is a caveat to that statement however, as like many other Americans I was subject to circumcision shortly after birth. It makes intuitive sense that removing a nerve dense part of the penis could cause primary anorgasmia, but if it were possible I’d expect male anorgasmia to be far more common than it is.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:20:11 PM No.40606760
>>40606734
>comes to masturbation thread
>gu-guys theres more to sexuality then masturbation
>g-guys?
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh
6/26/2025, 12:39:51 PM No.40606809
Sigmund_Freud,_by_Max_Halberstadt_(cropped)
Sigmund_Freud,_by_Max_Halberstadt_(cropped)
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LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh
6/26/2025, 1:15:02 PM No.40606875
0138
0138
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>>40606809
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:15:50 PM No.40607019
Finally, a paranormal thread for me and people like me.

https://youtu.be/BALcooxaYao
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:24:38 PM No.40607045
342rqe4f
342rqe4f
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:35:31 PM No.40607300
>>40606452 (OP)
>Masturbation is a normal and healthy sexual activity with several benefits
Kys you demonic zogbot