/MG/ Masturbation General - /x/ (#40607500) [Archived: 725 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:39:44 PM No.40607500
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Welcome to the Masturbation General!
(not srg not semen retention)

>What is Masturbation?
Masturbation is the act of stimulating one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often to the point of orgasm. It’s a natural and common activity among people of all genders and ages, usually done in private.

>Why do it?
Masturbation is a normal and healthy sexual activity with several benefits:
Reduces stress and improves mood,
Helps with better sleep,
Relieves pain (like cramps or headaches),
Improves sexual self-awareness,
Supports pelvic and sexual health.
It’s safe and has no risk of pregnancy or STIs.

>Wet Dreams?
They happen because you practised self-harm, so the body compensates by involuntary ejaculation in your sleep.
Same thing would happen if you held your urine for days, it would release it when you're unconscious, in your bed.

>What causes wet dreams?
Self-harm, self-neglect, listening to glowpigs telling you to "kys".
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:40:25 PM No.40607502
>inb4 seething demonic shills attack thread
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:51:46 PM No.40607527
masturbation is good
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:34:46 PM No.40607657
so what do you guys masturbate to?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:41:39 PM No.40607675
>>40607657
Porn, but usually not vanilla hardcore stuff. I can usually only get off to videos of other people pleasuring themselves, or otherwise exposing their sexuality in a way we don't normally get to see in society.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:46:01 PM No.40607689
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:46:16 PM No.40607690
>>40607500 (OP)
how do i join this "masturbation network"
do i have to be invited?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:49:50 PM No.40607701
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>>40607690
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:51:56 PM No.40607706
>>40607657
You
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:57:05 PM No.40607722
>>40607706
gay
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:59:36 PM No.40607908
>>40607500 (OP)
>thread is dying due to all the coomer shills loitering in /srg/
>barely anyone doing the reverse
lmao good riddance proving their theory of magnetism right, your bratty peon goybrains can't resist them.
here have a bump, won't do much anyway hahaha.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:05:15 PM No.40607941
>>40607500 (OP)

OP you are so fucking lost and hopeless my brother I weep for you on this day.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:31:17 PM No.40608061
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>>40607657
Brown girls.
Garrote
6/26/2025, 9:51:26 PM No.40608848
If you're gonna masturbate, try doing it without porn.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:53:13 AM No.40609953
>>40607657
I usually have my own telepathic give of women I rape or convert and masturbate to them.