Do you think anyone over 200 years old has ever browsed /x/?
Would you want to be a vampire?

I do browse /x/
No, I do not want to be a leach

>>40619618 (OP)
probably, that be chillin
idk, i dont think so, dependant on context, id rather be a werewolf
awoooo hehehoho

I I'm a vampire but I don't drink blood and I'm not 200 years old.

>>40619618 (OP)
>Would you want to be a vampire?

Would that mean I can’t go outside when it’s sunny?

>>40619781
psychic vampires btfo u just low tier vampires

bleeeeeeeeeeeh

>>40619781
>is a vampire
>doesn't drink blood

i hear ya, i'm a virgin who fucks

>>40620126
You can get mouth fucked
You would still be a virgin

>>40620137
That's only if you have the retard definition of PIV as virginity loss.

>>40619618 (OP)
Sure, I love learning and acquiring knowledge, and I hate that one day I will die with all my knowledge. I would love the immortality that comes with becoming a vampire, so yes, I would love to become one

>>40620179
I don't, but I don't think oral sex == losing your virginity either

>>40620204
So if your wife sucked off 100 dudes and swallowed but never had PIV she would a be a virgin? Nice.

I think vampires are lame.

>>40620232
She would indeed

>>40619618 (OP)
1. No. I don't believe vampires exists.
2. Who'd not want to be immortal? Needing blood and hiding from the sun is a fair price to pay.

>>40621807
You have to kill grandmas

>>40619781
So what's you method of not aging?

Be honest
Isn't having to get blood to survive annoying? Like, I don't want to spend half of my waking time hunting people down to survive. It's annoying honestly

>>40619618 (OP)
>vampire
Vampires are not immortals. They are no older than they were when they died, they have just continued to exist in a lingering, miserable existence. They also don't tend to last longer than a year. You want a proper immortal.

But there are probably no immortals on 4chan.

>>40619618 (OP)
what vampire wanters to be need to realize is that being a vampire or any sort of monster isn't some biological thing, it is an occult/spiritual thing.

if you are a vampire, you are in a STATE. A state that is not like the one you are currently in. Being undead means being in a spooky, uncanny state where your experience of life is limited. Just know that.

>>40619618 (OP)
Yes.
No.
I can't even fathom what would cause someone to wish for a parasitic existence, besides being themselves possessed by a parasite.

Can a very powerful vampire.make.their presence known to me. Rules are try to make me feel overwhelmed by your power. Loke be a very strong vampire with a powerful aura. Thanks.

>>40623086
Yeah and I was turned against wanting to be one. I wanted to just enjou the company of beautiful vampire wen and not be turned into a vampire.

I had that same.argument in mind but then again if the world sees me.as evil when Im actually good. Then so be it.

Doesnt matter. Stop thinking

I git bitten by my wife. Got turned
Tgen got cured by drinking fountain if youth acsended.

Now i just cant die. I tried kiling my self but tge occult keeps bring me back. Im just sone dead ass god.
Who was named the bad guy because of sone deities sho larp as me and give me a bad nane.

But im not lefthand path.
Idk. My wife is over 200 years old
And these ocvult nutt jobs bought her back too now. We just live znd sgit post.

Because in our heads where just mortals in immortal bodies just a bit cursed and undead.
Yet we both dont look dead at all.

Idk. You judt deal with time having little effect on you.
More like a bad dream. With alot of coping and time.
Most of us just carry on. And try not to thibk about being different.

Many immortals are just feral dog shit.
I stopped talking to them ages ago.
I wabt to keep my humanity even if it doesnt matter if i do or dont.

Life or unlife. Didbt chsnge anything.
Otger than holy things now being lethal
Nope. Just the same groubd hog day.

Why shit post then?

Hey my brain still thinks its mortal okay!
It wabts to.pass the time. Talking sharing knowledge even if folks dont care for their ansestors.

No.
Not even my children care about old me. Tgey just tornentvme now abd try to mske me dead. No life just carries on.

No one cares about your age tgey care only about them self as long as you dont endanger them. Your background nosie

Most immortals dont travel or go out much if at all.
Just routines day in and day out. Because we seen it all. So why bother right?

Same reason why 80 year olds stay in the same house.

I also didn6 want t9 gey turned. But my wife was one.we had been together fir a long, long time.
She was my lover. I wish i had not been her lover bug it was.
So yes they call her a daemon a monster. Whatever.
No to me shes just my wufe. 8 got cured by the fountain of youth. Stopped looking dead. Cutt my fangs off and just kept going.

I had to delete the last post it looked like a stroke..
Nope i just shit post because i have nothing but time.

Aliens and hunsbd dint understand why i still look normal but stay the sane abd dobt seek power,money, or why i dint kill people who locjed my bank account of 9999 trillion buckaroos abd dont touch it. Jnder stupid nane spiritual white boy ifc tgey have been stealibg from it.

I just exust. I eould ratger peopke give to me tgen me taking. Judt luje woman. I woukd rather tgey have them selves as a gift then take or woo because elae relationship doesbn last.

Err where was i?
Oh right why are you over 200 and still shit posting?

Age doesnt matter. The mind doesnt believe its old tgen nothing can change your frame of mind.

Besides i cant get along with feral immortals and i need to talk to normal peopke because my autism says so.

That and my brain refuses to accept im a undead man who is literally dead.
Its a odd thing.

Thays my answer. Thats why i shit post.

That and i just have truck loads of nothing but time.all cope i know.
:/

I'd absolutely be a vampire. I already hate being in the sun and want to be immortal

I challenge an old female vampire to kidnap me, one that still looks young but is very powerful. One that knows how to shower, as well, if you dont shower your disqualified.

I bet you will find yourself unable somehow and not understand why.

>>40624959
Most vampires are french
They don't bathe

>>40624977
Thats stinks. Really tho, a bath wouldn't hurt them or a shower.

>>40619781
You are not a vampire.
>>40623096
99% incorrect

>>40625415
Higher powers have revealed to me that vampires don't real, sorry

>>40619618 (OP)
Yes.
No. I didn't choose this.

>>40619618 (OP)
Je marche quand le monde dort.
Les portes se ferment, les lumières s’éteignent,
et pourtant je reste éveillé,
infiniment altéré.

Я пил y caмых чиcтых peк,
нo жaждa вoзвpaщaeтcя глyбжe.
Cквoзь вeкa
мeня вeдёт кpacный зoв.


Gece benim aynamdı,
yüzümde bin yılın gölgeleriyle.
Hiçbir dua beni doyurmadı.

يا ليل، كم مرة سرقتُ أنفاس الأحياء؟
وكم دمٍ صار لي خمرًا لا ينتهي؟

Ἐγώ εἰμι ὁ λήθης πυρήν,
σάρκα καὶ αἷμα ἀτελεύτητον.


Cвaки cyмpaк јe oбeћaњe,
cвaкa зopa – пpaзнo oбeћaњe cпaceњa.

He aprendido que la eternidad
es un hambre sin nombre,
un pacto que no se rompe.

Mesmo quando a lua se esconde,
minha sede cresce,
silenciosa e triunfante.


Car nul tombeau ne m’attend,
et nul amour ne me délivre.
Je suis celui qui attend,
celui qui boit.

Since you vampires can't really go.into the sun dont you guys need people that can go into the sun to conduct business, buy homes or whatever else?

>>40626110
Are you demon possessed?

>>40627216
Yep. Its called thralls for this reason.

>>40627222
Are they like slaves or are those something else?

>>40619618 (OP)
Apparently I'm very old? Apparently reincarnation and/or spawning dreams as livable experiences is a thing. In context I'm 32. I'm not sure how many of you are real.

>>40627226
you can still perceive what' around you but your thoughts are full of the vampire who infected you and you can't think of anyone else

grove...

>>40627807
is not real

>>40627807
Not sure i messaged him but no response.

>>40628565
He simply doesn't give a fuck about any of you.

>>40628598
Thats alright, im not worried if he cares about me or not. Just if hes ok I guess.

>>40627497
Had that for a few months but it went away. I also had a lot going on at the time.

>>40628607
Why care if hes ok if youre just a dog to him

>>40628698
Anon is deeply in love
https://youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I?si=G2hPGjigpzNF2bfh

>>40623056
Not aging seems cool, at first................. but then you realize how retarded everyone is, how much everything fucking sucks, how it's all just a repeating pattern of shitty asshole people... Death is a treasure, truly.

>>40628614
proof

>>40623961
>where your experience of life is limited.

Why do people keep pretending that life is more than a repeating pattern? Besides grass, waterfalls, sex, and death, what is there even? It's all the same repeating patterns.

>>40619618 (OP)
ive survived a pulse of over 200 probably. i dont give a fuck about a leech.

>>40629001
No, but if thats how he feel then why bother.

Larp