Lifetime Roman Catholic. Very, very big on shrooms before this. Now I'm quite the opposite.

A little bit of backstory. I had bought a bag of shrooms off the darknet for ~2,000$ the month before, and I spent most of the night periodically microdosing on and off while watching /h/entai.

That's when I decided to take the entire thing. Yes, the entirety of what was left of the bag.

That's when shit started getting fucked up.

My fucking head, nuts, and stomach all started to ache horribly, it felt like I was gonna throw up.

Then, I thought I smelled a fire start in the other room. My lungs were filled with this ashy smell and I couldn't get it out for the life of me. That was when I started seeing this blinding light in my vision.

"Satan disguises himself as an angel of light." They say.

It sure was fucking bright. It felt like I was staring into the fucking sun with my eyelids wide open.

I started hearing voices.

"Come to me."

"Submit to me."

"Your mind is mine."

I ran out of the house at 1:00 AM, and I was later found by a police officer on patrol that morning. He said I was covered in vomit and there were multiple slits on my legs.

Fuck that. I'm never going back to shrooms. It's been a year, and I'm pretty sure I won't be having any urges to relapse any time soon.

Anyways, now I pray the Rosary daily, and you should too. Satan is real, and he is powerful.

TL;DR: Satan is real. He comes to you through shrooms. Christ is King.

>Satan is LE BAD because... HE JUST IS OKAY?!

yeah man watch out for the body snatchers walking in on you

>>40620774 (OP)
this is a bullshit fabricated whole cloth story made to spin an even worse narrative. instead of a jewish space lizard, how about you worship odin, or athena, or literally any god/goddess that is less cucked than rabbi yeshu?

>>40620774 (OP)
How do you know that the religion you adopted in the aftermath of a bright light telling you "your mind is mine" isn't exactly the one that it intended for you to adopt?

>>40620774 (OP)
How do you know that the religion you're clinging to in the aftermath of a bright light telling you "your mind is mine" isn't exactly the one that it intended for you to cling to?

>>40620802

The people who worshipped those "gods" accepted Christ the instant they were offered His love.

>>40620820

Why would Satan want me to galvanize my faith in Christ?

>>40620788

Satan IS bad. He is evil incarnate.

>>40620774 (OP)
Why does this board immediately go to shit after summer holidays begin ?

>>40620869

Angrily insinuating I'm a kid is a weird kneejerk reaction.

all in your mind bro.

>>40620774 (OP)
I believe you. I've seen some shit as well WITHOUT hallucinogens.

Keep the faith man. We are in interesting times.

>>40620902

No, it's not.

>>40620904

Based. Interesting times indeed. Pray every day, my man.

>>40620774 (OP)
Satan does not come to you through shrooms. You can just perceive spirits when at an altered state of consciousness. Those spirits that we see, are those who want to be seen, which are always evil. Bevause angels try to be as hidden as possible to safeguard our free will.

Jesus is King. Only his name banishes all evil, no matter what it is. No other name has such power. I saw and witnessed it when I suffered from extensive sleep paralysis. But I do not suffer from that anymore since I became christian.

Take care, fight from our souls is very real. Only Jesus will protect us and offer us true freedom in eternity.

>>40620774 (OP)
Your constant Catholic guilt over "sin" manifested itself as "Satan"! Why did you buy it off of the fucking darknet then fucking overdose on (possibly) tainted shrooms? And why didn't you have someone else there to monitor you?

>>40621055
Yeh, this story isn't even believable
Just trying to sell us a narrative like anon said

literally all of the replies in this thread are just simon salva talking to himself to try and garner engagement, >>40620795 this one especially is sus

How do you know he was on shrooms?

>>40620774 (OP)
I don't understand the urge to tell these sorts of absurd lies.

>I had bought a bag of shrooms off the darknet for ~2,000$ the month before
>I decided to take the entire thing. Yes, the entirety of what was left of the bag.
Unless you got ripped off to an absurd extent, it would be borderline physically impossible to eat this much. Ten grams of mushrooms is considered a massive dose and $2k would probably get you closer to 100g. You would literally have to sit there eating them for hours to finish that many.

If you had managed to eat even as much as 20g, you would be fully incapacitated. You would be physically unable to move and you certainly wouldn't be running out of the house.


>I'm pretty sure I won't be having any urges to relapse any time soon.
Psychedelics, especially mushrooms, are not drugs you take for "fun". They're certainly not drugs that you get addicted to and this is the first time in my life I've ever seen someone refer to them with that sort of abstinence-centric logic,
>i've been clean from mushrooms for a year and i haven't felt any urge to relapse
Literally no one has ever said this.

>Very, very big on shrooms before this.
Ok Mr. Expert, what type did you take for your Satan trip?

Satan is just selfishness which is a good thing.

>>40620774 (OP)
Shrooms simply amplify what's already inside you.

>>40621693
>>40621699
>>40621710
more of the same: simon salva conversing iwith himself

>>40621693
Simple: selling a narrative. OP will gladly lie to get converts

>>40620843
>Satan IS bad. He is evil incarnate.
Christian logic in a nutshell. Just asserting something is true without explaining why it's true at all.

>>40621985
Why are white people like this?

>>40620977
>no its not
you took shrooms and you're saying "its not" you're actually retarded lmfao

>>40620774 (OP)
Mission accomished. The shooms worked as intebded this wss the reaction i intended.

Good good.

>>40622120
Why do niggers not care?

>>40620774 (OP)
REAL photo caught from a cctv of a hospital. A demon on top of a man who died

>>40622239
I TOTALLY trust a dubious, grainy image over my own better judgement.

>>40622239
>REAL photo caught from a cctv of a hospital. A demon on top of a man who died
NO, see pic.

>>40620788
"Thinking for yourself is EVIL"
normal people: fuck off, thinking for yourself is GOOD"
you: WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT EVIL!?"

>>40623353
this is a slide thread, do not engage and let it die

>>40620774 (OP)
>I had bought a bag of shrooms off the darknet for ~2,000$ the month before
kek

I don't see why this makes shrooms evil.
You have a certain belief about the devil. Then in an altered state, you see it. It's a vision of your religion. Didn't saints and good people sometimes get visions of hell? Just like people from other religions see things they believe in.

To me it sounds like you mystically connected to your faith rather than literally submitted to Satan.

>>40620774 (OP)
>”Submit to me."
Islam means submission

>>40620774 (OP)
Lurk more Tyler Halbach

>>40620843
>The people who worshipped those "gods" accepted Christ the instant they were offered His love.
And other pieces of retarded historical revisionism...

>>40624830

How?

>>40624974
killing everyone who doesn't convert immediately only means everyone living converted immediately dumbass

>>40620774 (OP)
Not that far fetched, Satan is everywhere in modern society. Don't even have to go outside he'll send people to stalk you at your house.

would you have you seen satan had you not already had a conception of satan
the answer is no
this is how you know youre an npc
you cannot factor for environmental experience into your experience, so you just constantly affirm what you already believe and dont actually get to the root of what is innate.
youre a follower, not a leader. your opinions, useless, scientifically and religiously speaking, youre as useless as jews and jesus christ

>>40625084
or just lied, because lying to npcs who are loyal to jews is a victimless crime, because npcs are spiritually dependent on a bunch of jews, which means they have no souls, which means theyre really, when you think about it, not even human
if you cant remember your own creators or even communicate with your own archetype, youre like, literally jewish. below jewish even. jews can atleast communicate with their archetype. christcucks cant even do that. they are just entirely spiritually shunned. straight up Darkness. living in a complete spiritual void. praying to eternal silence. never thinking to wonder why literally every human civilization before christianity regularly spoke of gods and everyday people had regular encounters with them. and now, today, they (christians) just have nothing except the wagecage. purposeless existances no different than animals, driven by animal extinct to breed and nothing else. even poos can conceive of these things. even poo cows have more spiritual aptitude than a christcuck. theyre below poo cows in the spiritual hierarchy. but i think the worst part, is that they did it all voluntarily. they wanted goyslop salvation and wanted to be lazy, and now, theyll be the last ones here, if its not jews. IF they ever get to leave, which I wouldnt bet on.

>>40623353
thats a staple of the christian canon right there

>>40625191

A contextless quote from St. Augustine doesn't invalidate Christianity.

>>40620774 (OP)
you saw him because you are immersed in a worldview where you submit to another being and you do not believe in non-duality.

Of course a Christian would see scary stuff on shrooms.

You guys believe in a Hell pit where most souls go while sociopathic cowardly saints cheer it on.

It is a poisonous religion at the very core.

>>40625200
nah its on the bible too. i couldn't tell you the verse, but a True Christian™ could. questioning the bible, jesus, the holey spirit, the experts™ is a big nonono.

>>40625332

>the experts(tm)

Funny. You believe in (((evolution))), (((deep time))) and (((fossils))). Repent.

>>40625339
and you believe in jews

>>40625345

>>>/his/17799249

>>40625332
NTA
here is a verse which tells the concept ;

"“Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.” ( Proverbs 3:5 )

>>40625355
why wouldnt i just debate you here, where i can say jew

>>40625379

That thread provides evidence for Christianity being White. Review it first.

>tribe of dan
>LonDAN?
nigger please ive got better things to do than argue about jewish fiction with jew worship shilling chatbots when theres a whole historical record from dozens of different cultures all throughout the same region not during the same periods in the same places, but preceding them. and unlike the jewish fictional biblical universe, they all corroborate one another. its not like no one had ever heard of that land or been to those places before lol, it had been a regular trading route and land route for egyptian and phoenician trade and armies for thousands of years before the 'first man' in the ahistorical fictional hebrew universe ever came into being.
i could understand how someone whose illiterate and never been to a library before might be easily sold on a lie like that, but ffs, we live in a digital age, access to pretty much every book ever written which jews didnt have destroyed when they seized power. there is simply no excuse to be this retarded. not for humans atleast. even for an obsolete jewish chatbot running on an old eglin build whose maintenance and infrastructure is managed by an office full of poo jews, theres hardly an excuse. shits fake. gay too.

>>40625451

Cope. Christ is King.

Christ Jesus is the King of Kings, Lord of Lords! All glory and honour to the Lord!

Jesus is the truth, foundationally and ultimately, the very truth, the truth of all things, the truth of reality itself; the further from Him you are, the further from the truth you'll be.

>>40626117
your larper friend posts this shit >>>/bant/22852950
>>>bant/22877662

>>40626131
>>>/bant/22877662

>>40626138
>>>/bant/22875953
>>>/bant/22874860
>>>/bant/22875968
>>>/bant/22861812
and this shit

>>40626131

>>40626138

>>40626152

FUCK OFF, DEMON WORSHIPPER. Stop fucking tampering with my thread, pagancuck. And I didn't post any of that.

Gangstalking demon worshippers will be purged and banished.

>>40626117

Amen.

>>40626163
>>40626205
>>>/bant/22861812
>(Do I need professional help? ;_;)
Yes you do. You're crashing out with psychosis. Get to a hospital immediately as this is a serious emergency and you could end up hurting or killing yourself if you crash out further. If I knew you IRL I'd call a welfare check on you about now because you're seriously sick and possessed.

>>40626304

Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

>>40626304

And the fuck are you talking about? That clearly isn't me. I'm a pious Roman Catholic, I'd never say something so degenerate.

>>40626334
I'm talking to yet another stupid asshole who's having an adverse reaction to drugs and porn. You think you're big shit when you're actually just sick in the head and got possessed by demons slamming drugs and jerking off to degenerate shemale porn. And you shared it with everyone on 4chan. You'll be naked running through the streets soon enough, enjoy grippy sock jail.

>>40626377

If you're so fucking confident, PROVE it. Do a DETAILED FORENSIC ANALYSIS. I DARE you. Only then you'll have the slightest chance to be vindicated in your DELUSIONS. You won't, and it'll show me the OP of the /bant/ thread ISN'T me regardless. I'll pray for you, faggot.

>>40620774 (OP)
You're fucking retarded.

>>40626402

IF YOURE SO FUCKING CONFIDENT THEN FUCKING PROVE IT I FUCKING DARE YOU TO PROVE IT DEFINITIVELY YOU DONT YOU NEVER WILL YOU CANT AND IF YO FUMIG TRY YOKLL NMLY END HP EMBRASSRING YOURSELF INT HE RPOCESS. YOU FUCKING DEVIL WORSHIPPING PUNCHABLE FACE HAVING COCK SUCKLER REPENT NOW

PROVE IT OR SHUT THE FUCK UP. PUT UP. OR SHUT UP. OKAAAAAAAAY?

>>40626433

Not gonna fucking prove it? That's fine by me, lardass. Just don't expect to be taken seriously.

>u said this lol

>U WANT ME TO PRUUV IT?! NOO!! I RUN AWAY NOW!! ;(

>>40626402
>>40626433
>>40626484
>>40626539
Lying dumbass snake demon sitting in the cum stained husk of a porn addict. Who else would be namefagging as "Simon Salva" raging out with the exact same writing style? It's funny watching these robotic, scripted daemons thrash about, it's always so predictable and trite.

>>40620774 (OP)
>Lifetime Roman Catholic
>bought a bag of shrooms off the darknet for ~2,000$
>spent most of the night periodically microdosing on and off while watching /h/entai
>Christ is King
???

>>40626572

Kike can't stop lying about me. I keep medals of St. Benedict all around my house, I'm not possessed by any demons. Someone could also be impersonating me (which is def the case), and no, my and his writing styles aren't the same.

>>40620774 (OP)
>for ~2,000$ the month before, and I spent most of the night periodically microdosing on and off while watching /h/entai.
You are either retarded or lying.
Also, I once did 400ug of lsd, for other that might be judt a big dose, but it hit me like a train. Ignoring a lot of stuff I "saw", I also for some time saw my final judgement, including hell. While I was seeing fire everywhere I also heard satan behind me... salivating, loudly.
Also, I hate everyone in this thread. Op is obviously lying, but all of you are arguing it in a such annoying way, that I can't even read those replies.

>>40626572

You haven't proven shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Give me a detailed analysis or bust. You're a smort SCIANCE GOY, are;'t you? Or at least you posture to be one.

>>40627041
"ERRRMMMM......KWANNATEYTIV ANAL CYST or BUST, chud! Like, why are you calling me out for being a fag?!?"
we don't need a fucking scientific paper to prove you like bustyboys

>>40627087

Have to give SOMETHING for anyone to believe you.

ITT: Simon Salva spergs out and spews more fake history bullshit, gets laughed at

>>40627095
Why are you such a lying faggot? How do you deal with yourself?

>>40627253
shut the fuck up simon stop replying to yourself to garner attention for your pseudohistorical headcanon thread

>>40627265
well, that and a thread where you trot out a fake life story to spin a narrative. anyways, bugger off simon

>>40627270
Real. All of these "anons" talk the exact fucking same

>>40627279
Like they have the exact same writing style, kinda makes you wonder what other shit Simon is doing to feed his werid attention addiction

>>40620774 (OP)
>multiple slits on your legs
You just got consecrated by sisters de la noche.

>>40627295
We have yet another alternate persona of Simon Salva, lmao

>>40627306
there goes simon trying to stir up shit away from his inflation horse dick fetish and pathological lying

>>40627286
Simon Says?
Syas NomIs: [ / / / / / / / ]

>in Faustian Occultism, the names are myrryr disturbance of continuity as a check against amnesiatics (children), those whom cannot be bothered to learn to read and remember, and those whom are caught in their lesser bad intentions, about to place themselves in serious fucking danger by trying to compromise ComProCATS, and made safe by the gentle reminder instead of the dire fucking warning tier fool show stuff

"What's the worst thing you can think of to do to 'em?"
The KlueBall: "....[confuse their names]"

>>40627318
Why do you refer to yourself in third person. It's also nice you admit to lying, the first step is always honesty
>>40627326
Aw sweet, another skitzo meltdown from Simon

srsly. who is simon salva and who isnt? can a smart anon tell me or smth because im a dumbass

>>40627345
the one stirring up shit that everyone is simon is simon coping and trolling

I leave to wash the dishes and I see these dumbshits shitting up my thread and trying to detract from my vivid, genuine encounter with Satan.

>>40627348

Wasn't here for any of this. Eat shit and die.

>>40620774 (OP)
If you paid 2000$ for shrooms you got ripped the fuck off hardcore.

>>40627648

They were some pretty expensive shrooms. You'd be surprised how much it costs for a single gram.

>>40627774

Probably because they were "premium" ones, but I don't know and I don't care.

Anyways, LARPagans and gaytheists are faggots.

>>40625371

Out of context.

>>40627774
I wouldn't be surprised I've bought quarter pounds for $140. Very good shrooms. Gay LARP unless you bought multiple kilos brother

You didn't buy a bag of mushrooms for 2000 dollars unless it was a trash bag.

>>40627774
>>40627785
>>40630195
Im gonna go with gay larp. Im out of touch with the black market but google says 7-12$ a gram. Thousands would, as the other anon said, mean you were buying POUNDS of shrooms, but you said you ate “ the whole bag”. The fact you didnt mention dose, and your “trip report” sounds like bullshit made up by someone not familiar with the effects of psilocybin mushrooms all add this to the larp category. In short: op is a faggot.

This nigger did not buy two THOUSAND dollars worth of shrooms you retards... and if he ate them all he'd have more to report than, "Hay guise... took the whole bag to the dome and SATAN was there! holy fk!"

SO dumb.

>>40620774 (OP)
didn't you get the memo? a group of astral warriors killed Satan earlier this year.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3Hx6EE9EwLA

yeah this didnt happen and is 100% glowie archonigger psyopping against shrooms, which has definitely been a trend on /x/.

You arnt buying $2000 worth of mushrooms over the "darkweb", nobody is taking mushrooms and looking at hentai, and certainly nobody is taking "most of whats left of the $2000 bag" and then all they can say about is: "Dude, like, Satan appeared, and then he said give me your soul, then i like ran out of the house dude, and i had CUTS on my legs dujde like a demon scratched me!"

To the ambivalent anons, you should question what agenda and what threats exist from a substance like mushrooms that places like /x/, combined with existing illegality of it by 99% of governments, are constantly bombarded with glownigger seething

>>40630356
>nobody is taking mushrooms and looking at hentai
IDK bro, I did it once. Came so fucking hard, too.

>>40621985

lol the reddit troon is posting it again. They cannot help themselves and will always expose what they are. Satanists here are trannies and commies. They slip up over and over using their asinine cult lingo like calling people they disagree with "reactionary".

Bill Gates has his foundation connected to studies on ticks and cattle with rumors of inducing allergic reactions. Look up the major vector of alpha-gal...

>>40626350
someone in your jidf office would do it just so you could play the victim
as if anybody would give enough shits or be so desperate to feel the need to impersonate one of the named jew-worship shilling chatbots who cant respond to difficult or otherwise unprepared responses to the comments their language model has spammed and been fed answers to thousands of times before, and the comments seeking to promote a 2000 year old cult of slavery built on the backs of illiterate slaves and uneducated women and children during a digital age where people have access to libraries filled with archaelogical papers and books from cultures outside of what was made available to the conquered subjects of jews and even the most uneducated fool today can find out in 5 seconds to know definitively not only is the slave sect fake, but the master sect too, and that they both amount to a bunch of spiritually shunned atheists larping as devout, whose fates in this world are inevitably meaningless, purposeless existances and the best they can hope to achieve is 'do what feel good' and further perpetuating their own suffering by breeding, while everyone around them not part of their apocalyptic jew cult ascends to live among the celestials because theyre not considered a liability to their makers, or the fact that the computer youre running on is more likely to have an afterlife than you are isnt already sufficiently humiliating

>>40630236
Actually it's very common for psychotic people to go on huge binging sprees on scam shit like $2000 golden teacher caps. When I had a psychotic episode one time I bought $500 of temu bullshit just clicking on the golden flashing letters, multi-hundred dollar Patreon subs, etc. It's actually possible the weird inflation jerking freak got baited into buying clownishly expensive drugs.

>>40625177
Western whites would have to invent something new desu. Genuine norse or celtic religion is dead. ATM the old gods are ironically the most alive in catholicism with all of the saint worship and the other ways they co-opted pagan traditions into their own practices.

>>40620774 (OP)
>I had bought a bag of shrooms off the darknet for ~2,000$
What the fuck?

>>40623580
At least 200g of shrooms? Suuure buddy
>>40620774 (OP)
You did not take shrooms
>>40630356
This
>>40630702
How about you just dont do that?

>>40630745
its platonism, its always been platonism. guy tells you exactly how to go about it, what we need to do, etc. he gives you all the tools necessary in order to know. some people have bad rolls and eugenics should be employed to help promote better candidates. abrahamism moved in the opposition direction. let a bunch of spiritually neutered fools mass procreate and forced celibacy for anyone drawn to dedicate their lives to spirituality which has resulted in this jewtopia.

>>40630763

Bait used to be believable.

>>40630761
and he used his NSA browser to do it

why yes goyim, military and government software that is totally secure is made available to the public allll the time. the government works for you, you know ;)
lmao what a joke

>>40626539

Still haven't proven it....

Bump

>>40634695

Oh, it's you, trip + name fag. What's up, faggot? Aren't you that troll who goes around shitting up random threads with your conspiracy theory bullshit?

>>40620843
>Why would [CONTROL MATRIX] want me to galvanize my faith in [CONTROL MATRIX]?