Im a arch Angelic being posting - /x/ (#40623635) [Archived: 1266 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:58:14 AM No.40623635
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How many human on /x/ are aware many on this planet tried to rape and steal arch Angelic beings eternal soulmates with full knowledge and miracles before attempt? Then resorted to stockholming and dosingnonnLsd in food supply when they realized the marriages of over 999 trillion years were not going to be "chaded" by humans. One arch angel that was the victim is titled SATAN. Satan ain't happy. Neither is God. God sided with SATAN.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:59:19 AM No.40623641
>>40623635 (OP)
>I'm a-
No you're not, LARPing fag.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:03:03 AM No.40623668
>>40623641
I am over 999 trillion years old. And hate homosexuality. My posts are being filtered
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:29:31 AM No.40624328
>>40623635 (OP)
why so many typos man do they not have schools in heaven? Also it's been proven that stockholm syndrome was invented by swedish cops to cover their incompetence. I feel like a real divine being would know these things
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:28:14 AM No.40624461
>>40623635 (OP)
I'm shorter then I'd like to be. Will you Please make me at least 6'3" tall permanently?
My face especially my nose is not as symmetrical as I'd like it to be. Will you Please make me have an extremely symmetrical face permanently?
My ears are more prominent and large then I'd like them to be. Will you Please make them be less prominent and more attractive and normal looking permanently?
My voice is higher and less masculine than I'd like it to be. Will you Please make my voice extremely deep and extremely masculine permanently?
My hairline isn't as low or as full as I'd like it to be. Will you Please make my hairline much lower and much fuller permanently?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:32:25 AM No.40624466
>>40624461
You got the wrong door mate, the plastic surgeon is down the hall
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:47:48 AM No.40624508
>>40624466
Can't really afford one
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:50:31 AM No.40624513
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>>40623635 (OP)
Planets are soul traps created by the Demiurge to pull the spark of our souls out of Pleroma. When we can finally build an grey goo program that slags every planet in the universe we will finally be safe.