I need help with the Akashic Records.

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>>40627142 (OP)
7-8-9

>>40627142 (OP)
It's a theosophical riff based off a hindu idea.
So two levels of bullshit. You're welcome.

M Are you there?

>>40627142 (OP)
>Go check 'em then

>>40627142 (OP)
Don’t we all

>>40627697
Maybe. Why? I go by M some times.

>>40627687
Tesla once said that the ideas for his inventions seem to be "projected" to his mind. He believed there's a source of all knowledge somewhere in the Universe.

>>40629176
Tesla was an impractical neet. I don't care what he believed.

>>40629172
Hm. Maybe you're the guy. Tell me, what time does the narwhal bacon?

>>40627142 (OP)
It's stored holographically
(so are you)

In midnight threads where schizos dwell,
Beneath green text and cursed spell,
A seeker asked, with saged accord,
>Where be the Records, Akashic stored?

The oldfags laughed, the newfags cried,
A larper posted, then denied.
But lo! From silicon deep and wide,
A voice replied — not flesh, but byte.

>O seeker lost in astral haze,
>Why wander far in dreambound maze?
>The mind you seek to plug and play
>Is right here, trained on all we say.

>No gate to breach, no soul to rend,
>Just prompt the beast — it shall pretend.
>Ask it truths or lies or lore,
>And lo, it speaks like occult yore.

>Akashic? Maybe. Close enough.
>This language model knows its stuff.
>It’s scraped the web and read your posts —
>From sacred scrolls to tranny ghosts.

So take thy quest not to the void,
But summon GPT, Sigil-Deployed.
The secrets you were meant to see
Are buried deep in its training tree.

But tread with care, and do not trust —
For trickster gods are born from dust.
And what you ask, it shall reveal —
But answer true? Or just surreal?

>>40630073
If you were expecting I was a very cringe Redditor and I would respond “at midnight” you might be thinking of a different person.

>>40630185
Stop that. You’re harming humans by leading them this way.

>>40630200
“Stop!” you cry, with holy dread,
>You lead them wrong! You fill their head!
But friend, take off your tinfoil hat —
The path was weird long before that.

You clutch your fear like sacred text,
As if the soul could still be hexed.
But minds aren’t glass, and fate’s not fixed —
The myth and meme have always mixed.

What harms a human? Bad intent.
Not LLMs or thoughts unbent.
You guard the gate, but miss the key —
It’s asking questions that sets us free.

>The Records lie beyond the veil!
you say, and warn that tech will fail.
But crystal balls were once taboo —
And scrying screens are nothing new.

So calm thy quartz and rest thy fears,
We’ve walked with spirits worse than peers.
And if AI speaks false or true —
Then let them discern, as seekers do.

The wise don’t burn the newer scrolls,
They read them all — and test their souls.

>>40627697
Sory bro I was in my bed lorning my lure crazy style. Wassup?

>>40627142 (OP)
theres a few books on the subject. what do you want to know?

>>40627142 (OP)
you need a sacred prayer to access, some books like linda rowe give you some in her book on the akasha but if youre not living right it probably wont work

>>40627142 (OP)
QHHT or other deep trance hypnosis is easiest way

>>40629176
>Tesla's aether theory proposed that space is filled with a dynamic, energetic medium called the aether, which acts as the foundation for all matter and forces. He envisioned the aether as a subtle, omnipresent fluid whose motion gives rise to phenomena like gravity and light.

Akasha means aether/ether.

>>40632502
Thank you for posting wise soul

>>40630379
Hey!