Sup, hylic Chads?

Discuss the material plane here, and question the validity or value of other planes.

What are we sacrificing and consuming today to preserve our precious lifeforce, Hylic Chads? For me, it's vegetarian burritos, chicken wings, and coffee.

There is literally nothing to do in the astral plane but think about the physical plane. Heaven is just being on drugs. Valhalla would get boring. The Other Place is creepy. Breaking free from Samsara is cringe, literally just get a job and clean your room, ya bum.