Time Travelers - /x/ (#40629604) [Archived: 1235 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:20:48 AM No.40629604
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The voices in my head say that they are from the future. They were scientifically analyzing the plants and were shocked to find out that they were producing Oxygen. Plants donโ€™t do that mess in the future. In their future, their present, Homo Sapiens was long extinct. It is my theory that radiation induced mutation along with the guided evolution from higher being such as aliens resulted in Homo Sapiens diverging into multiple new species. One of the more dominant humanoid species was more raciest, more speciesist than any white man of this era. They kill on sight. They discovered the underground bunkers of the shadow government and killed everyone they encountered, then used translators for when they interfaced with the computers. Armed with knowledge from the past, they are being more sneaky in their endeavors to time travel to the past. I came up with a new term for future time travelers: Future Dwellers.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:30:34 AM No.40629641
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The real truth is, They are in other timelines assuring that the Nazi's don't win WW2. Have you never watched Rick and Morty.

Every time Rick is re-uploaded he gets incarnated into another reality where they are dominated by Nazis. The Zombie Nazi thing happened, it happened in another timeline. Imagine that even the Pope was a NAZI. So thank you Time Travelers for securing good timelines for us to incarnate too.
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sage
6/30/2025, 5:32:24 AM No.40629650
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My god. A man in a hat...AND a suit?!!? He must be from the year 2028. There's no other way someone in the 1940s could have been wearing that.
Pic completely unrelated.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:37:22 AM No.40629689
>>40629641
You look to a cartoon show for your cockamamie beliefs in time travel and nazis?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:39:18 AM No.40629698
>>40629650
You "glow". That means we think you're a secret agent sent here by the government because we're too close to the TRUTH.
Sure, you could just delete the thread, but instead you come here and make fun of us for being open minded. Strange tactic, but it's the "glowie" way I guess!
Just don't think we didn't "notice".
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:58:24 AM No.40629785
>>40629698
Alright tell you what. I'll engage on good faith and not even sage because I am genuinely curious. Do you truely think there's no possibility a normal board user could be poking fun at you for being silly? You have to be self-aware enough to understand how circling a man in a crowd wearing clothing completely normal and appropriate for his era and calling him a time traveler for seemingly zero reason whatsoever could come off as silly right?
If not, what do you think the initial reaction would be from a user seeing that photo with that thread title in the catalog?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:50:41 AM No.40631096
>>40629604 (OP)
The voices in my head suck each others cocks all day every day. This is really distracting with all the glucking and slurping going on when i'm trying to sleep. When i tell them to stop they call me a nigger.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:20:40 PM No.40631432
>>40629785
>Do you truely think there's no possibility a normal board user could be poking fun at you for being silly?
You're not even hiding the fact at this point