What if those sticks that are shaped like guns that we all used to play with in our childhood were actually petrified weapons from a previous advanced civilization?

>>40636922 (OP)
I had plastic toy guns you poor faggot.

>>40636922 (OP)
/x/ is worse than /pol/ holy shit

its kinda sick to have kids play guns when you think about it
almost like somebody would benefit from that sort of mind programming for future use

>>40636963
Schizo jew bashing starting in 4, 3, 2 , 1...

>>40636933
This poor sap missed out on cultivating his imagination pretending sticks were laser guns

>>40637103
stick sword was the superior weapon

>>40636922 (OP)
>Nigger doesn't know he's using his imagination.
>Post it on 4chan /x/
I'm more surprised that you could type so much considering the retardness of your person.

>>40637103
Honestly I don't recall having watched anything with laser guns till after my formative years were over.

>>40636922 (OP)
>I will never be a kid playing pretend trying to defend my terrain with a stick gun again
I had a pretty bad childhood but it was still infinitely better than adulthood. I miss living in a world where everything felt interesting and magical because of my imagination.

is this thread making fun of retard mud fossils?

>>40636963
Hollywood starts brainwashing kids with propaganda as soon as mommy sits their kids down in front of a television

>>40638102
That's wild... as an 80s kid that shit was everywhere - Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica (the OG series), G.I. Joe, Transformers, plus sci-fi books I read.

>>40636973
Stop raping and murdering kids you fucking rat

>>40636922 (OP)
>sticks
>petrified
No.

The Smithsonian Institute is quietly gathering all the stick guns and hiding them in their underground archives in Washington DC. You're not going to let them get it with it are you anon?

>>40637196
>versatility of action
>actually hurts the neighbor kids
>can‘t condition you into dying for zog

Stick sword chads never stop winning

>>40636922 (OP)
>childhood
You stopped? Good luck surviving the mantid black sun apocalypse. You havent practiced enough.

>>40636922 (OP)
I always forget about the specialized petrification process that turns guns into wood.