DO YOU XTARDS WANT TO ASCEND? - /x/ (#40642642) [Archived: 548 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:33:51 AM No.40642642
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JOIN ASCENDERS UNITED.


here at Ascenders UNITED, we don't take meds.

We reject the notion that schizophrenia even exists. Our goal is to become better men and ascend into the heavens.

Recruiting ascenders now.
disc inv code, paste after (disc).gg
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... i know you are reading this shim
Replies: >>40642661 >>40642697 >>40643658 >>40643725 >>40647285
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:35:05 AM No.40642654
bro i been sittin here on my chair for hours, my hand resting on my cock + balls.
pull it up for a sniff.
death.

actual bioweapon...

learn more in my server...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:36:10 AM No.40642661
>>40642642 (OP)
Do I have to not cum anymore or worship "nobody" like the other /x/ cults? How will yours be different?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:36:49 AM No.40642663
cockwater
cockwater
md5: 846ad760c4ce0630c658408ac2bdcac8๐Ÿ”
Sometimes I grab my underwear and shake it about and let the smell of my unwashed circumcised cock just waft all over the room to poison the normies. Sometimes you gotta teach em some respect, show them whoโ€™s the real boss. They look at me uncomfortable as fuck and they say nuthin cause they know i beat they mf monkey ass if they try something

Sometimes I do it right in front of them when theyโ€™re sitting so my stinking swampy crotch smell is blasted straight in their face. They try to look away but they canโ€™t stop themselves from breathing, so my disgusting smell just goes into their lungs and rots their insides. Deserved for being normies
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:37:51 AM No.40642667
bro my fucking uncircumcised unwashed dick smells so bad rn... I can smell it through my underwear.... god the stink....
i just know it makes everyone around me uncomfortable
which is BASED

cause they're too pussy to confront me about it
so i'm just affirming my presence with my disgusting smell and pheromones and these retarded NPCs are forced to endure
fuck it's so based... I should peel back my foreskin next time i go out just to let more of the smell out...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:39:00 AM No.40642675
>>40642661
No that shit is retarded. We want likeminded people in our chat. Thats the purpose of this search
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:41:59 AM No.40642697
>>40642642 (OP)
ASCNEDERS UNITED....

Now that sounds like something interesting....

lunchfaggot I dare you to join we will crucify you
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:43:47 AM No.40642708
>ASCENDERS UNITED
Is that like a football club or something?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:44:39 AM No.40642715
>>40642697
Toss a lunchbox off a cliff, slam dunk a lunchbox into the garbage disposal.

Active volcano + lunchbox...

do the math.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:45:51 AM No.40642723
>>40642708

Dear chud,
Ascenders united is a place for ascenders to unite.

Obviously,
an ascender
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:46:52 AM No.40642729
we are pooling knowledge/experience/resources to figure out the process of ascension
so we need a lot of people to open up perspectives, start discussions, ASCEND
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:03:12 AM No.40642840
I USED TO CUM IN COOKIE BATTER AND MAKE COOKIES AND FEED THEM TO MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:05:24 AM No.40642857
>>40642840


is this <<based>> ?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:46:58 AM No.40643658
>>40642642 (OP)
Prove to me it would be worth it to join your alliance rather than forge my own.

I can see the obvious advantage of not having to be the "manager" of the discord, but how can you prove your community is worth my investment?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:51:30 AM No.40643676
>>40642729
As a follow up to >>40643658

What if I've already ascended, returned, trascended, decided to stick around and I've written a comprehensive user manual for the process you seek, but that the path is necessarily perilous, and I would have to guide people to a degree as well as sometimes morally gatekeep access to higher knowledge to prevent harm?

How does that change your answer?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:01:17 AM No.40643725
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>>40642642 (OP)
Lol given that you reject the notion that schizophrenia even exists, I have definitely ascended, gained Godhood, chilled in heaven, went through hell, danced with the devils and came back to earth. Once all the way back in 2010 and then again in 2015. Pesky psychiatrists called it psychosis and put me in the closed section of the local mental ward each time for months, but they must have it all wrong. Bow to me mortal!
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:30:34 PM No.40647081
>>40643658

1) we do all the recruiting work for you, this is just a center to learn and spread knowledge

>>40643676

then you are fully welcome in our chat. We would love to hear more.

>>40643725

based, join us
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:25:06 PM No.40647285
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>>40642642 (OP)
How can i develope clinical Schizophrenia?
serious question
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:35:32 PM No.40647324
>>40647285
Push yourself as far and hard as you can in a many ways as you can. Fast, go without sleep as long as possible, read as many occult and religious texts as you can, isolate yourself, preferably for months at a time if you can and take as many psychedelicsas you can. Even then, you'll probably only develop psychosis, but that will let you commune with the schizos.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:15:16 AM No.40648794
>>40647324
actually i think the fasting and insominia parts are good, also, i already isolate my self very well, i have been a hiki for many years and i have a bad relationship with family members, i am also just getting into occult texts, the psychedelicasas part is something else, anyways thank you for the helpful post