It all makes sense. Aliens:
> smell bad (like sulphur)
> do evil stuff
> live in deep underground bases
> lie to contactees
they are just demons from Hell! They escape hell to torment sad lonely people and poor people living out in the middle of nowhere, kill their cattle in bizarre satanic ways for fun and the ways to contact them like CE-5 are all based on new age meditation yoga shit aka thelemic summoning rituals. The Ayyyes are just demons, or possibly the hellspawn of demons, like some kind of infernal homunculi.

True
They impregnated my mother and I was born

>>40647115 (OP)
Yes. You forgot the big one, that is that apparently "for some reason" they hate the name of Jesus.

Apparently that's a consistent way of stopping an abduction if you call out to Jesus. I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

>>40647128
Yes, I should have mentioned that! Sometimes they also make up stuff about Jesus, to turn people away from faith in him. They say he was a myth, or that he was an alien or some kind of galactic hero who's misunderstood. If they don't revile his name, they want to muddy the waters.

>>40647115 (OP)
Anon, if you pay attention to the initial episodes from original Xfiles, Mulder was into Sects Investigation division or something likethat

>>40647115 (OP)
Stop trying to scare people. Stop acting like a little bitch too. You’re a human being or maybe you’re not but if you are, you have a power deep inside of you and none of these aliens can touch. One that puts the fear of God into the demonic aliens. Act accordingly

>>40647115 (OP)
Don't confuse demons with underground goblins.

>>40647128
From what I've heard, your refusal to cooperate holds them off, regardless of what god name you say to them! They'll intimidate you, but your flat refusal is enough to deter them. If that doesn't work, then telling the little Grays they could be free riles their bosses a lot more!

>>40647115 (OP)
It's the ___s.

>>40647378
This is a possibility, but it doesn't explain why they can teleport or fly through the air. Demons have the ability to fly and produce wonders.

there's no such thing as aliens or demons everything is perfectly normal

>>40647115 (OP)
>Aliens are Demons!

I call this an advanced tardation

>>40647900
I heard you are the nobody huh