Hello, Caller. You're on the air.

Eat a dick art...
Shouldn't you be creative writing...
Or sumting...
Shit to sell to suckers...
And all that...
How did it go again...
Today's trends tomorrows world...

>>40648669 (OP)
Hey Art. Long time caller, first time listener.

i don't have much time
they are coming
soon
prepare, we all need to be preparing
whatever you can do
omg do you hear that? they sent a chopper
i have to go soon, i don't have much time
they are among us, all around us
it is almost too late
i can't say much mor-

>>40648876
That's very intense stuff, Caller. Can you tell us more?

>>40648895
i am almost surrounded now
sorry if my voice is shaking
-sobs-
all i can say is they are everywhere, maybe even part of your own family
you can tell by the eyes
oh god!
i have to run i have to go so sorry
i tried to warn everyone
oh my god they are coming!
hide, run, whatever you can do
they come from underground
there is a scent they drives them away i will tell everyone now so they can arm themselves
it comes from a flower
the scientific name is--

dialtone..

>>40648954
Thanks for your input, Caller. Our listeners will be prepared.

Next caller, west of the Rockies, you're on the air.

>>40648669 (OP)
Hey Art, long time listener and love the show. I'm calling about what I suspect are interdimensional entities trying to contact me and others. They seem to have specific messages for everyone individually, but they almost always pertain to future decisions and correlate with our psychosomatic soul-body complex. Tonight, a visit would be nice, but in the past I've seen images flicker through telepathy, and in these images there are always specific feelings, sounds, and memories attached.

Make of this what you will, Art. Take care, wish you were still here.

>>40648876
Area 51 caller. Are they triangulating your position now?

>>40649182
yes, plz help
they are not what they claim to be

Hey, guys. Can I be in your thread? I have some great products to tell you about.

>obligatory
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>>40649458
Get this shill outta here!

>>40649494
That's very inappropriate, Caller. You've been blacklisted by our producer.

>>40650158
The remake is shite.

Tonight's episode ain't great