They don't
The *points* of Adam and Eve is not to provide a scientific explanation as to the origin of life

>>40649816 (OP)
because those religious boomer fucks haven't gone outside in the last 2000 years, all they do is LARP their ancient bullshit

>>40649816 (OP)
Probably because they're fucking retarded. And would rather deny reality fot a comfortable lie.

>>40649816 (OP)
These dumbfucks think some hobo made a giant ship with 2 of every prey and predator they could fit on it and have them not only kill each other the whole ride. But also not breed themselves out of existence from having incest babies due to the afformentioned. These people need clinical help.

>>40649840
>>40649844
>>40649871
Atheists try not to be perpetually butthurt over nothing challenge

>>40649904
>y-y-you're butthurt
nah, that would be you my christian friend. You have no idea these people are even atheists. You're absolutely triggered lol

>>40649904
>butthurt
Nah, I'm just tired of the thousands of years of bullshit. I have no patience for it. You serve no purpose and only hold back the development of humanity. You're too stubborn to look beyond this stupid book made by pedophiles who wanted to keep power and keep poor and stupid people afraid by threatening them with eternal damnation. I'd much rather you all be shot in the street because convincing wont work anymore.

>>40649816 (OP)

we dont, dont lump those roman retards in with us like theyve done anything but hijack narratives through their entire fucking history

>>40649958
Funny.
The Roman Catholic Church is the only Abrahamic faith that explicitly declares that evolution is true.

>>40649967
Yes, sometimes distance is about protecting yourself from sin and shame.

>>40649826
In the original texts, adam and eve aren’t mentioned by names. It’s just “the man” and “the woman”. I hate that in English they gave them names. That’s not their original names at the fuck all.

>>40649816 (OP)
Evolution is a lie. Energy is neither created nor destroyed, only transferred from one state to another.

>>40649816 (OP)
Extremely high quality thread - definitely not ragebait! Good job, Anonymous!

>>40649816 (OP)
Evolution is a retarded religion for losers and edgelords that cannot be substantiated with reality.

"Lies in the Textbooks": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvxr8DstD8o

>>40649816 (OP)
Prove evolution exists faggot. That burden of proof is on YOU

>>40649933
Didn't read Didn't ask Don't care
Go fuck yourself with yourself with your dilator axewound

>>40650764
See? Shot in the street.
>>40650760
Not OP but there are plenty of books. Nothing is stopping you from looking tnis up.

>>40649816 (OP)
They never denied the possibility that evolution is a function of God's Creation.
They refuted that the observation of evolution proves God didn't create anything.
It's like hearing someone say "the gouvernment is Israel ain't that kosher" and going "SO YOU'RE AGAINST JEWS HUH"

Besides, the general theory of evolution assumes a miniscule point of origin, while ignoring the possibility that the point of origin was far more advanced and different lifeforms here are devolved down from that origin, not evolved up.

>tfw the first replies are bot answers subsequently grouping the evolution deniers as idiots

>>40649967
>quoting singular verses out of context in a quest for narcissistically imposing your own view on your offspring strictly for personal gain instead of permitting the kids a personal connection with God, just because you're scared
Come Judgement, she will be flayed by God Himself.