Thread 40652550

Assuming you get all the commonly known pros and cons I think I would pick werewolf, these days we can accurately predict when there is a full moon with weather apps so I could go on with my normal life with the bonus of healing + strength + sharp senses.

>>40652550 (OP)
>Would you rather be Nordic or Jewish
Nordic

>>40652550 (OP)
Werewolves are too inconsistent

Vampires, they live a looooooooot longer than those glorified dogs

>>40652550 (OP)
Probably vampire because I absolutely cannot fucking stand furries.

>>40652550 (OP)
Finding human blood as a vampire is a deal breaker. Attacking random people is a no go, eventually you are going to get caught. You might be able to get hooked up to those young blood injections rich people do to stay young but those take an hour each time, cost quite a bit and i dont know if vampires can digest blood that is injected directly into their arteries

Id hate to become a dog every month but you can probably become a professional athlete and make good money

I don't care, champ.

>>40652550 (OP)
I am that which decides I am.

>>40652859
This brings up an interesting question for me:
>since vampires don't have a reflection in mirrors, do they show up in digital footage?
If they don't, then it doesn't seem like getting caught would be such an inevitably. There are entire networks of child trafficking out there, organized serial killers who've somehow managed to evade digital surveillance, and even suspected trucker networks of serial killers all along I70 in the US. If a vampire was effectively invisible to the machines which are now relied upon for such investigations and had all other typical vamp powers too, that might be a pretty decent spot for them to get away with meals in a big city or especially 3rd world area. I guess it would depend on how often you really had to eat and how much.

>>40653105
Guys you are thinking about this way too much. Just hypnotize a hospital worker to steal blood bags for you and stock up/drink those. Problem solved, and theres no way you can get caught because if the guy you hypnotized gets caught and then subsequently tells his story to the authorities he will just get put on mental health watch. You guys would never make it as vampires lol, so maybe stop being such a moron and try to debate things/possibilities when you can't even solve easy problems or comprehend all this on a basic level.

>>40653105
>mirrors
>digital footage

lol this fucking question is retarded in and of itself
are you implying that digital cameras use mirrors aside from a viewfinder?

...could I be a cute fairy instead?

>>40653217
no

>>40653222
checked
A cute werewolf then?

>>40653147
>just drink random low quality hospital blood
Ngmi

>>40653105
I dont really know what powers are typically for vampires other than having a really high lifespan/really hard to kill/superhuman physical abilities and turning into a bat
>>40653147
Like if hypnotism is allowed like anon said, fucking around in hospitals is not a good idea because of all the documentation they keep. Just hypnotize a couple hobos to live with you as blood banks, you dont even have to be particularly immoral about it, you can hypnotize a rich a person and use their money for the happiness of yourself and your hobo blood banks

>>40653147
Yeah this plan works if you want to be a pussy vampire. For myself, I'm above humans on the food chain and I'm going to act like it.

>>40652550 (OP)
In some parts of Europe it's the same monster, so this is a stupid question.

I'd rather be human.

Well.I was a magnificent werewolf but then these beautiful vampire wen decided to turn me against my will and now im a hybrid with blood thirst I cant get rid of so drinking what would be a refreshing drink feels like suffocation.

>>40652550 (OP)
How is this even a question? Werewolves are big gay

>hairy
>dumb
>cant control themselves
>more likely to kill their friends in their fullmoon and inceldom fueled furry rage
>eat gross things
>smell like a wet dog during rain

Me on the left. Death to werewolves

>>40654674
Bet you get a big ole wolf dick though

Im a blood cow for my vampire
She pretty much my sugar mama

>>40654761
Dont reply to me again, disgusting furry subhumanoid

>>40654887
Furries and werewolves are different. I hear vampire queens say that the best they have been with is werewolves.

>>40653163
No?
What is the specific explanation for the "no reflection" deal? Any specific way we know that the light works differently there?
If the mechanics of it aren't known, then why wouldn't some other indirect visual have similar effects?

>>40653370
This.
Literally no gains, kind of like doing 7 reps.

>>40655495
>t. furfag

>>40652550 (OP)
Guess which.
>>40653163
I'm afraid a digital camera still needs to catch light reflection on the same manner.
>>40653704
Do excuse if not everyone shared unquestionably the folklore of Chukclefuckleland in Nowhere town.

>>40652550 (OP)

Werewolves can shift anything regardless of the moonphase.