I have been convinced for a long time I am immortal. When I was a toddler, my mother spilled a pot of coffee on me. There is no scar. When I was a child I was attacked by a wild dog. No mark after only a few days. When I was 10 my dad fired a pistol into my chest 3 times, but it misfired each time. I was stabbed, no mark. I tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 3 story building in high school, but I just got bruises on my legs because I fell in some bushes. I once had an accident in a gym where equipment failed and hit my head. They took me to the hospital, but I didn't even get stitches. I recently fell, breaking a jagged piece of glass with my stomach. Just a bruise.
I have never broken a bone. No stitches.
I have not eaten for 12 days. I want to know once and for all.
What can I test. What am I supposed to do

>>40659751 (OP)
Go yell at niggers. It's a good test

>>40659818
What this anon suggests

>>40659818
I never got in a fight as a kid. I dunno why but even when I push things, it just diffuses itself. Nobody would fight me now because I have resting serial killer face and big arms. People don't even wave back. I think they know something is not right with me.

>>40659751 (OP)
to test one's immortality, there are a few options:
as was already mentioned, yells at niggers, and make sure you call them nigger while doing it. to; also if you're American, make sure you go to the hood in the nearest major city to do this

get a revolver and play Russian roulette making sure that you pull the trigger at least as many times as there are total chambers.

use a gun to threaten a cop

and there are more, however, unless you want to die, don't push your luck, anon.

>>40659959
I'm a white autistic stoner from Atlanta. I have been masking so long I can code switch without doing it on purpose.

I have tried getting in fights, and I have never gotten a ticket. Black people live on me. Cops think I'm like their son or some shit.

I flew back from Spain with my luggage full of illegal meat, cheese, and absinthe. They let keep it for no reason I can tell. It should have been a felony for the value I snuck in.
I lost a smash tournament and shouted Nigger as I died accidentally. Everyone laughed it off as some autistic tourettes shit

>>40660013
from Atlanta, eh. there are some good places to test the yell at nigger thing there

>>40659751 (OP)
I'm the same as you OP, I can't die, I don't scar either and I've now stopped aging as well. Everyone thinks I'm early 20's, but I'm really 30's. There are others like us, so you're not alone, but we're not common. I don't understand the purpose, but it is so.

>>40659751 (OP)
Jump in front of a train.

>>40660071
Same I'm late 30s and my new boss asked me in a meeting if I was 21 yet.

I feel like I'm trapped in hell. I can't escape my horrible life. I don't want to live on this planet anymore

>>40659751 (OP)
>>40660114
You have to realize that life is just a dream. If you want out, just wake up.

>>40660130
That reminds me. I took all my sleeping pills and a bunch of other pills with half a bottle of gin. I blacked out and bought a bunch of random stuff.
Paper shredder, rotating compost bin, sterling engine kit, various lenses and mirrors, soldering clips, air dry clay, 2 part epoxy. I have no clue what any of it was for

>>40659751 (OP)
Memento mori

>>40659751 (OP)
I remember reading a thread about a guy who had a bookshelf fall on him. He just woke up a couple of years in the past like nothing had happened.

>>40660229
I collect them. I have a large skull collection.

Speaking of which, that's another avenue I have tried. I have tried every way I can find to piss off a ghost, anger gods, summon demons. It's all fake. Nothing ever happens. I read the boring ass necronomicon for nothing.

>>40660272
Maybe they're not open for you, or maybe you already serve them so they don't need to tempt you with anything. Why give a slave more when said slave will do same job for less as well? It's a form of barter where you always lose regardless if you manage to gain something more out of it

>>40659751 (OP)
Stop trying to kys

>>40660272
Paranormal is real and my thoughts are being broadcasted to a psychic cryptic entity that knocks on my walls after I performed dark magic with the Bible