When did you realize you were a Satanist?

>>40660665 (OP)
satanism is always a larp. Satan's goal isn't being worshiped but to make the faithful stray from god - therefore he turns all those who embrace him into atheists: it's harder to return to the lord when you don't believe he exists.

https://youtu.be/ygR-W8yJ3_o

>>40660715
The goal of satanism isn't to worship satan, it's to emulate satan.

>>40660665 (OP)
Satan hates humans cause he thinks hes superior cause he was made from fire and not from clay

>>40660729
humans are jerks. why wouldnt you hate them

i am naturally a satanist except i have no morals so im probably the only real satanist. funny how lavey and others larp about muh autonomy and free will just to condemn anyone who doesn’t follow the law aka christian morals.

rape murder theft and destruction are human nature and there is no such thing as wrong

>>40660777
Checked. I hate them and they're evil inside but act nice.

>>40660798
Would you prefer if I was evil and acted evil

>>40660726
gay. can you be any more cringe?

>>40660868
yes then I know you arent suffering from cognitive dissonance

>>40660715
Satan is God's quality assurance mechanism, he shows you the divide specifically so that you are able to find God.

>>40660665 (OP)
Stop calling yourselves Satanists you are just weird neurotic desert jews with the blood of Levi and control issues
You aren't nearly as cool as you pretend to be

>>40660880
Let me suck on sky daddies dick and maybe he might give what
I want in exchange for dropping off more money in the collection box next time
Instead of being able to handle it myself
Who is more gay here

>>40660665 (OP)
Something really felt off and evil about the Bible
The fact that they use the money collected from the congregation to fund the church instead of feed the poor
But it is mainly because only low iq browns or cucked whites who sold their country out to browns follow it
Why would you want to be anything like them
It is obvious it can not be right when only lowest of the low follow it

>>40660665 (OP)
why are you gay?

>>40660665 (OP)
When I prayed to Jesus for advice about this college girl that was trying to seduce me, and Jesus said to me, "Fuck her, you stupid faggot." And so I did.

>>40661262

I don't feel like writing JARGON...to explain the following...

>NOTICE HOW THE EUCHARIST RESEMBLES THE TRICKERY OF THE OMPHALOS STONE AND THE ELIXER...CRONUSATURN JUPITERZEUS...

TURN THIS STONE INTO BREAD...GET IT?