Gentlemen, I present an idea. In order to unite humanity, we must gain magic. Obviously all men will revolve around Him. So, here's the idea. One of us must take the ultimate gnads shot on the astral. We then all feel the pain. Being a patriot, I elect myself.

Cast your greatest unconscious spell to bless the effort. We then use the psychic network generated by the friction to invent magic. We become magic dwarves. This is our plan.

I'll take the balls shot.

I just ask three things. Play these games. Fable, Frostpunk. Watch this video. Remember my name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzq05IzYds

Thanos snap my balls to opposite ends of the galaxy that the entire earth may hear my pain. Fractals will be created from my tears, giving us the forge of the stars. May the magic we invent on this idea fracture all harder than my nuts will. Remember, the dwarves are waiting.

It's already been prophesied that it will be a black woman who takes the astral ball shot.

All hail first of his name!

Balls!

took two edibles and now all the entities are saying "no, you do succeed" and it formed a time paradox

guys I'm seeing God

I'm going to dimension 69 after this but it's going to feel like 3 gordian knots of testicular torsion sent like dragon balls to every dimension to grant a wish any time the pieces of my nuts are found

if you don't hear from me again, tell my wife I love her