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Anonymous No.40677472 [Report] >>40677481 >>40677483 >>40679383 >>40679570 >>40681217 >>40681245 >>40682667
I am Jesus Christ.
I'm on my way, and when I show up, it's not gonna be pretty. Ask me your questions, lost lambs, and I shall answer.

A rough timeline of events:
>I will start WWIII
>massive sudden collapse of world powers
>loss of modern digital world, we will have to rebuild again
>chaos ensues after loss of government institutions, the level of destruction depends on what actions individuals take and how they react to the smoke and mirrors fading
>during the chaos many will offer false promises, do not fall victim to these snakes
>it will take me some time to eradicate the seeds of evil, during this time you must make a choice
>will you open your eyes to the truth of this world, or will you blind yourself into delusions as you have previously?
>afterwards, I will appear and open my kingdom to those that will accept it

I think that about covers the gist of it. Pretty good plan if you ask me, since I made it myself.
Anonymous No.40677481 [Report] >>40677530
>>40677472 (OP)
>I am Jesus Christ.
No. you have psychosis.
stop smoking weed loser.

covid was 5 years ago, go shave and get a hair cut.
Anonymous No.40677483 [Report] >>40677530
>>40677472 (OP)
Go fuck yourself you fraud.
Anonymous No.40677530 [Report] >>40677546 >>40678001
>>40677481
>>40677483
Behold, the nonbelievers! It worries me not, I know the doubts and fears you hold deep in your hearts. Rest assured, when the time comes, it will be undeniable. You can make your choice then.

The only thing you need to do is believe. Just believe in me.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40677546 [Report]
>>40677530
pathetic.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40677558 [Report]
The position has already been filled.
Anonymous No.40678001 [Report] >>40679433
>>40677530
sir i'm afraid this is an artificially edited image of jojo's bizarre adventure
Anonymous No.40678012 [Report] >>40679433
Save us, liberator.
Anonymous No.40678310 [Report] >>40679433
Can you give me back my foreskin please?
Anonymous No.40679342 [Report] >>40679433
Waiting for His return, that's all I can do
Anonymous No.40679383 [Report] >>40679516
>>40677472 (OP)
I wonder what will happen and how with the governments of those countries where it is not systemically important for the country and is only concerned with preserving personal power and money, i.e. the majority of countries... If nothing works there anyway (from public institutions and the economy), how and from what can it break down?
Anonymous No.40679433 [Report]
>>40678001
I am aware, I believe this is popular with the young people these days, it's great that more of the younger generation are seeking the truth.

>>40679342
>>40678012
I will. Very soon, my child. Please be patient a little longer. I am preparing my angels to rain down on evildoers as we speak. Thank you for your belief in me, it's what makes it possible for me to persevere despite how far the world has fallen.

>>40678310
What has happened has already passed. Will you lament the past for things outside of your control, or will you walk forward despite your shackles?
Anonymous No.40679516 [Report]
>>40679383
You are right, there are many countries that would celebrate this. I hope that the people of these countries can hold steadfast, as they can serve as a place of refuge for those seeking shelter.

However, in the confusion, I fear some may fall into panic as they see the entire world as they knew crumble before them. Many ask for freedom, yet once given, they are unprepared to handle the burden that comes with it. As government falls, the illusion of currency will vanish. Some, losing their sense of self and authority, will fall to crime, believing that the world is ending.

There are many that hold back their urge to sin due to the authority that government and police hold. When these institutions fall, and individuals are left to fend for themselves, I fear the lawless land it might become. I will try to act as swiftly as possible and establish my kingdom to save as many lives as possible, so in the meantime I ask that you protect your loved ones.
Anonymous No.40679570 [Report]
>>40677472 (OP)
>I am Jesus Christ
That’s blasphemy, bro.
Nora Kisaragi !YAKhDlpv/Q No.40679643 [Report]
this is a very common iih in the spiritual world.
Anonymous No.40679866 [Report]
The first thing demons do upon you slightly awakening is telling you that you are Jesus, so that you justify the abuse as a test from 'god'. I would look into spiritual self defense, you are being fucked with heavily.
Anonymous No.40681217 [Report]
>>40677472 (OP)
Sorry you’re not Jesus Christ. I know what’s about to happen and nothing of what you say will come to pass.
Anonymous No.40681245 [Report]
>>40677472 (OP)
Sure bud. Time to take your meds. You're clearly having paranoid delusions.
Anonymous No.40682667 [Report]
>>40677472 (OP)
impostor