Thread 40677990 - /x/ [Archived: 900 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 7:53:51 PM No.40677990

Illuminati

md5: 25b972c02981c5685c6ba2fa5de67101🔍

It's been about a year since I was invited into the Illuminati, but they never got back to me. How did you guys join?

Replies: >>40678349 >>40678358 >>40679245 >>40679426 >>40681436 >>40681501 >>40683116

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 9:14:10 PM No.40678349

>>40677990 (OP)
This looks as legit as these "you hav bin slected to won an IPAD!!!" mails from "Apple" (actually slghsweirdmotherfuckersdklg@abdala.al) that I receive every day.

Anonymous

7/7/2025, 9:16:12 PM No.40678358

>>40677990 (OP)
I don't need to join the Illuminati, I AM the Illuminati

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 12:10:22 AM No.40679245

>>40677990 (OP)
You need to fill 3 books of Green Shield Stamps to join it.

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 1:09:45 AM No.40679416

712hbcIMRDL[1]

md5: 7e8af9e09694fef9870f17310809d6ab🔍

>>40679245
I only have USA forever stamps, do those count?

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 1:12:20 AM No.40679426

>>40677990 (OP)
>Adolph Baron Knigge-
kek

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 8:32:18 AM No.40681436

>>40677990 (OP)
Check you email for a Nigerian Prince who is trying to get a hold of you.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 8:45:00 AM No.40681476

Well, I dunno. I just ignored them lol

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 8:46:06 AM No.40681481

That's just a niggerscammer, OP.

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 8:52:02 AM No.40681501

>>40677990 (OP)
I signed up originally on Twitter, then BlueSky. Never heard back after the application.

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 8:55:54 AM No.40681514

>>40681501
They only accept people with big dicks, anon

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 8:57:53 AM No.40681519

>>40681514
Just another sex club... at least Epstein could be bought...

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 5:44:28 PM No.40683116

>>40677990 (OP)
Up next, nigger will donate money to the nigerian prince.