Time Travelers have Time traveled to the times of Jesus’ Crucifixion and have retrieved blood and muscle tissue samples. Since then, they have been reproducing the Flesh of Jesus and the Blood of the Lamb in labs. When the flesh of Jesus is consumed, one will live forever. Jesus Christ has 23 Chromosomes from his Mother and 1 Chromosome from His Father. That 1 Chromosome, which has been identified as the Word of God Chromosome, has been edited into the Genetic Code of the Antichrist. High Level individuals demand to drink Jesus’ lab grown flesh and blood.

>>40678109 (OP)
Why not just take it from the Antichrist?

My god .. these larps are so fucking lame

>>40678139
There’s no need to take it from the Antichrist when they already have the Data on the Chromosome. They have created a full Human DNA Sequence using 46 Word of God Chromosomes and have recreated God in the Flesh

>>40678178
I see, checks out I guess. From other "larps" we've heard that they still age, if a bit slower, unless using adrenochrome, and others have indicated a push to synthetic bodies for their possession. Why go to all that trouble if they could've dialed back and recreated the cattle of Apollo?

The virgin birth

>>40678109 (OP)
I will be resurrected one day…
John 6:51-578

>>40679404
These work too

Its not meabt to ve literal christ cuck.
Its sbout wine snd bread ceromony idoit.
Whatever.

>>40678109 (OP)
>jesus has an extra chromosome
kek
now theres a quality shitpost

Yeheshua never died on the cross. Romans took them down before they died. Jesus never existed. You’re worshipping Jupiter JE-Zeus