Bros, my friend is cooked. - /x/ (#40681082) [Archived: 885 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:40:49 AM No.40681082
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>be me
>doing nerd shit with my friend
>he's just installing a windows image i made, whatever.
>he lives in a house from the 1970s, his grandma's dad died in the same room he was in
>probably unrelated but whatever. Anyways.
>on call, stupid shit starts happening
>Something falls, cant very well remember what
>AC also cuts off
>he's freaked the fuck out, i think he's joking so i play along
>he responds with "Final Destination be like"
>he makes bad jokes when he's nervous
>oh shit
>all four of his laptop's lights turned white, then only three were on
>His salt lamp just randomly turns on
>His clock turns on with the time in bold

Schizotard or nah?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:43:19 AM No.40681086
Wow, bro, that’s spooky, bro. You say his house is old? Total mystery, bro.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:44:10 AM No.40681090
The electricity fuse gone bad.
Or grandma is trying to save your friend from getting ADHD because 4 laptops turned on, really?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:47:08 AM No.40681102
>>40681086
his house is like, normal age i guess, i dont think it's related to anything. Fuck is up with the overwhelming amount of "bro's"
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:48:10 AM No.40681106
>>40681090
jesus fuck, not four laptops, his laptop has four lights.
Jacob Borgmeyer
7/8/2025, 6:57:17 AM No.40681132
Yep he’s schizophrenic. What a crazy BASTARD
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:00:40 AM No.40681144
>>40681132
I FUCKING KNEW IT. Thanks for confirmation king
Can’t Say
7/8/2025, 7:20:40 AM No.40681210
He’s a dumb bitch. He’s schizophrenic as fuck. Don’t friend him. He’s crazy. Get him treatment in Nebraska or something
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:24:44 AM No.40681226
>>40681210
nah bro we're gonna have hot gay sex later, maybe i'll fuck the schizoid out of him?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:21:00 AM No.40681397
>>40681082 (OP)
>>he's just installing a windows image i made, whatever.
what dose this mean?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:23:40 AM No.40681406
>>40681082 (OP)
One time in college one of my friends had a salt lamp like that and I decided to lick it to see if it was actually salty- yep, it was. Everyone else ended up licking it throughout the night to try it and we all got sick that week. The end!
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:27:17 AM No.40681417
>>40681397
Perhaps he made something in MSPaint for his friend
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:41:46 AM No.40681467
>>40681417
no perhaps about it, he made an image, but you dont install them, seems chatbot tier
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:51:44 AM No.40682001
>>40681406
>>40681467
Retards, it's an ISO file. It contains Windows. It's how you install Windows or Linux or some nerd shit when you build a computer.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:52:50 AM No.40682005
>>40681406
The scariest shit in this entire fucking site.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:53:52 AM No.40682007
>>40682001
I accidentally responded to the wrong person here, I guess I'm the retard now. Fuck.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:39:37 PM No.40682119
>>40681082 (OP)
Bro, so paranormal bro. Magic lamp bro. So sacry bro.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:40:53 PM No.40682123
>>40681082 (OP)
Retard uses windows.
Replies: >>40682160
John Thomas
7/8/2025, 12:58:16 PM No.40682160
>>40682123
Most people use windows you dingbat
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:13:02 PM No.40682192
>>4068212
Im making custom images of it to make itde-telemetrized. Linux isn't compatible with software i work with.
>>40682160
Unfortunately true.
>>40682119
"sacry" fuck off you illiterate inbred retard
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:32:17 PM No.40682223
>>40682160
>Eat shit a million flies can't be wrong
Namefag.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:33:29 PM No.40682227
>>40682192
Cope faggot. Scared of a lamp.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:13:01 PM No.40684267
>>40681082 (OP)
thats just the windows 11 mandatory upgrade. thats how its supposed to work.