> be me
> redpilled on telegony years ago
> you know, that ancient idea that women absorb the DNA of every man they sleep with
> not just sperm
> we’re talking microchimerism, quantum-level male ghosts living rent-free in her womb
> first borns
> always the most rebellious, most chaotic
> not because they’re "trailblazers" or whatever pop-psych nonsense your therapist told you
> it’s because they’re literally a Frankenstein of their mom’s past lovers
> mom hooked up with Chad in 2009?
> guess who’s getting his defiance and shitty tattoos in 2025
> fetus absorbs fragments of male DNA like some occult sponge
and guess what? that DNA isn’t passive
> so the first kid is basically a genetic soup of betrayal
> dad thinks it’s his seed?
> it’s maybe like 40% his seed, the rest is metaphysical residue of the band guy from high school and the “phase” she had in college
> dad's raising a creature made by a council of ex-boyfriends

> they grow up and start mouthing off at 12
> won’t listen, challenges authority, always trying to “find themselves”
> yeah no shit
> they’re trying to sort through 6 different soul echoes embedded in their telomeres
> every time they say “I don’t know who I am,” that’s not drama
> that’s because their spiritual mitochondria is arguing
like a séance between frat ghosts and mid-2000s emo boyfriend
> he’s co-parenting with the psychic afterglow of Tyrone, Brett, and that guy she met at Burning Man
> second borns tho?
> clean slate
> by that point mom’s body’s purged most of the previous… “residents”
> dad’s DNA finally gets VIP access to the womb without competing with spectral sperm

> science can’t prove it yet because DARPA keeps deleting the studies
> but the ancients knew
>that’s why they were obsessed with purity, bloodline

It seems accurate

>>40684897 (OP)
>>>/pol/

>>40684897 (OP)
Codswallop

>>40684897 (OP)
So what happens if you knock a woman up and then have her abort her first pregnancy? Doesn't that also solve the problem?

>>40685404
No, it is accurate, women are far much more affected by intimacy than men

>>40685424
I think that in this case the problem grows bigger and you both go to hell

>>40684897 (OP)
As someone whose friends are the oldest sibling in majority, it's really the opposite. They're all dorky nerds who obey their parents. I know a few of their younger siblings too and they tend to be way more rebellious. If anything it's the complete opposite of what you claim

>>40684897 (OP)
huh, would explain why my sisters first-born is such an insufferable brat while her second is a soft spoken chill little guy.

>>40684897 (OP)
Telegony is fake.

>>40685625
It isn't, if it isn't entirely true, it have a deep truth into it. Women are extremely affected by other men, just like a superpowerful sponge.

>>40684897 (OP)
trvke

>>40684897 (OP)
>retard that is not able to not being scammed by his vote trying to explain nonsense as "facts" mutilating science as he pleases so his turd of an argument sounds like it make some sense
>unempathetic psychopath can't comprehend women are deeply emotional so the only explanation for their behavior must be "the semen xd"

>>40684897 (OP)
>a genetic soup of betrayal
lmao

>>40685526
>As someone whose friends are the oldest sibling in majority, it's really the opposite.
Their moms were most likely virginial, or had less than three partners.

>>40684897 (OP)
>thinly veiled incel thread
cringe

rabid leftist brigade arrived lol
your moms are whores

>>40687166
>paranormal fags want paranormal discussion
>muh leftists hurr durr
you're in the wrong board, whats so hard to understand, are you retarded?

>>40684897 (OP)
Touch grass schizo

>>40684897 (OP)
It's called microchimerism

>>40687399
read the post next time niggerballs

>>40687419
You prefer the bullshit retard term to keep this thread up on the paranormal board rather than /pol or /sci/, but it's microchimerism. Only dumbasses call unexplained scientific processes 'magic'.

You lost your right to call others nigger. YOU are a nigger.

>>40684897 (OP)
>women absorb the DNA of every man they sleep with
Ever notice how wives take on the appearance of their husbands? After a few years of marriage, they start to look alike. I suspect this has something to do with that. It's not some cosmic coincidence that husbands and wives look similar to each other, the wives are literally morphing themselves with traits from their husbands' DNA.

>>40684897 (OP)
>by that point mom’s body’s purged most of the previous… “residents”
Kek
Anyway OP is right and the archons are torturing sentient male humans with the current arrangement

>>40687172
You are on the wrong site
OP is over target

>>40689659
being born from whores is part of this arrangement? tell us more

>>40684897 (OP)
First Born's are retarded because first time parents have no clue what they are doing.
It's really that simple.

>>40691807
Yeah. Im a 1st born and im smarter than you and the biggest retard itt.

>>40684897 (OP)
This trails into being extremely cooked.