I would like to propose a game for the governments of this planet to participate in.

First a little back story...

Not so long ago a race of blue humanoid aliens made contact with our species remotely, (they never traveled here). At the time there was a theory that our universe had a sister universe that was tangential to our universe, but time was running in the opposite direction for this other universe. It was believed that these blue humanoids were us in the future or the past for them.

The only problem is we couldn't understand what the fuck they were trying to say. They were repeating things we said, saying things that were tangentially related to things that happened in the future or the past... It was maddening.

Now however beliefs have changed and now this interaction is almost viewed as if it were a treasure chest. The Central Intelligence Agency has made the Russians look like absolute fools with these interactions, but haven't learned how to make portals or gravity weapons like they wanted.

One type of these interactions is Direct Peripheral Somatosensory Induction. They are causing sensations in a proximity around certain people among other things. It's kind of a joke now to say the phrase "everybody's nose itches".

But I am on the outside and am experiencing these interactions as well. I would like to act as a mediator between the USA and Russians, and anyone else that wants to play along.

This game will take place on twitch and the rules will be very simple... Give locations on the body meaning and try to communicate when they cause one of these sensations...

Forget about the nose itches. the COLD WATER DROPLETS are the only thing that will count for this game...

Good luck to all, and GAME ON!

ok bye

>>40686360 (OP)
What do you get out of this LARP?
Does this make you feel special, important in some aspect? Do you get a thrill out of trolling schizos or are you delusional enough to believe this story you made up?

>>40686372
yes yes of course we couldn't begin without you...

i think we will start the game in this thread right here tonight. in approximately one hour (midnight atlanta time) i will post the first location on the body.

start giving locations on the body meaning right now if you want a chance...

>>40686406
actually i will post the first THREE locations in approximately one hour (midnight atlanta time)

here is a fun song to listen to while you wait...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWfpf0zj4dM&list=RDwWfpf0zj4dM&start_radio=1

Sportsmanship is absolutely paramount.

If you try to cheat, you will get nothing.

We are letting them choose.

here is another fun song to listen to while we wait for another 40 minutes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1GIl38709Q&list=RDK1GIl38709Q&start_radio=1


ok bye

i have given every location a meaning so to spice things up i will post my meanings for the three locations that i post.

and here is the last fun song i will post to listen to while we wait for it to be midnight in atlanta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhMYBfF7-hE&list=RDRhMYBfF7-hE&start_radio=1

Ok here we go... These are the three COLD WATER DROPLETS

Location 1 was center bottom left butt cheek.
My personal meaning for this is like an average married couple that is poor but not unhappy all they have is each other. I gave each butt cheek a meaning and then an x and y axis on each. the right butt cheek is like mgtow just gettin laid and makin money, left butt cheek is marriage. bottom right corner of left butt cheek was like a couple that plays lottery scratchers or something, bottom left corner of left butt cheek are like beach bum hippie monk couple or something. but so it was bottom center of left butt cheek which is just an average poor couple that only has each other.

Location 2 was right corner of right eye.
My personal meaning for right eye was you were crying yourself. left eye was someone else is crying. the inner corners were crying for yourself because you were sad about your life, the outer corners were crying for the world or others or like circumstances for more than just yourself.

Location 3 was actually two at the exact same time it was left pinky finger and left middle finger
My personal meaning for these locations were all fingers on the left hand were emotions other people were feeling. fingers on the right hand were your own emotions. the pinky finger is "pretense" and the middle finger is "anger". don't really know what to make of it getting both at the exact same time.

so there you have it... the first three locations. (well four)

now here are some random words...

syncopated
random
complete
serious
meta
redacted
malicious
inundated
infectious
mutated
retaliated
it's us

YO GOD SPARKLE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

ok bye... i will see you again on september 15th

i wish we got better

connective tissue

he rates

it's an order

is he lying

Ecть чтo-тo eщe?

>>40686360 (OP)
Cool

I am interested in why you chose that specific image

>>40686360 (OP)
>blue humanoid aliens
What do they want from us?

i will see you on september 15th for my final performance

actually this idea is stupid let's just keep going with the nose itches

>>40689933
once the subject firmly believes that they are the color yellow that is when you introduce the color orange

we live with

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