I wish I was a real life wolf. It's a thought that plagues me everyday. I want to have four legs and paws, fur, and sharp teeth, pointy wolf ears and powerful wolf eyes that can see in the dark.

I know the old saying is you have to be bitten by a werewolf, but how would I even attract one?

>>40687974 (OP)
Listen to me wolf boi. Yeah. Lean that chair in.
Ok. So I am a mechanical nigga. And I could help with ur dilemma or sum sheitt.

>>40687974 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ag_9MsoErQc

https://books.google.com/books?id=-Qh2DwAAQBAJ&pg=PA129

I've seen around three different recipes for the balm used historically in the werewolf ritual. The all appeared to essentially be a mix of herbal deliriants and painkillers

>>40688632
Do you have the full list?

>>40688904
Belladonna root
Nightshade
The blood of bats and hoopoes
Aconite
Celery
Soporific nightshade
Soot
Cinquefoil
Calamity
Parsley
Poplar leaves
Opium
Henbane
Hemlock
Varieties of poppy
Crustaceans

>>40688955
Meant Calamus not calamity but whatever

>>40688955
Thank you, very helpful

>>40687974 (OP)
>How do I become a werewolf?
Get bitten by a werewolf.
/thread

>>40689988
Did you read the second part? I already know that.

Putting aside your divine human form to become a lowly animal? How distasteful.

Perhaps a careful review of your options is in order.

>>40687974 (OP)

You are a very sick person anon. Please do some soul searching and heal whatever hole it is inside you.

>>40690145
A majestic wolf is not just a lowly animal. You clearly are the embodiment of a sheep.

>>40690159
I'm not sick. Humans are the sick ones.

>>40687974 (OP)
Kill yourself furry faggot.

>>40694590
Not furry. Learn the difference before you open your mouth.