Thread 40690081 - /x/ [Archived: 499 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:40:56 PM No.40690081
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If aliens would offer you to use a matrix-like reality simulation for 10 days, but you have to choose one of 2 modes:
A: sex with all women you can imagine
or
B: lessons about the cosmic mysteries
what would you choose?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:46:53 PM No.40690116
A, just in case B is just "there's no lessons to learn because it's all a dream."
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 8:47:33 PM No.40690122
>>40690116
Yeah that would be mean.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:40:42 PM No.40690377
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/x/-"truth seekers" be like:
...I don't want to answear that...
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:42:25 PM No.40690388
>>40690081 (OP)
A my life has enough B as it is
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:43:58 PM No.40690397
>>40690081 (OP)
B my life has enough A as it is
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:44:46 PM No.40690407
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>>40690122
>>40690377
>>40690388
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:44:53 PM No.40690409
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>>40690397
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:46:16 PM No.40690423
>>40690081 (OP)
B, so I can use such mysteries to create a cult and have like 50 different women to fuck every month, while getting rich in the process.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:46:18 PM No.40690425
>>40690081 (OP)
I would probably decline their offer in general. You cannot be sure/trust their intentions are good and their offer honest - and there's plenty of both women to meet and secrets to uncover on one's own terms.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:49:17 PM No.40690442
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>>40690423
>use such mysteries to create a cult
How you gonna do that? Will you stand on the street and say: "hey guys I know the secrets of the universe, really!", and then people will just become your devoted followers?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:53:20 PM No.40690475
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>>40690425
>and there's plenty of both women to meet
Maybe you can give advice about how to have seks with plenty of women when you're ugly, autistic, and with no money...
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:58:00 PM No.40690507
>>40690423
I'm sure such mysteries would be pretty amazing, such as ways to heal people with proper vibrations etc.
I would just perform small "miracles" or spread mindblowing knowledge for a select few, and let word of mouth do the rest. While of course, mixing everything with a little bit of BS.

"Oh yes let's cure your cancer right away. Just need you to give me 100k or perform the holy act of the seedful, where you will suck and swallow my load everyday for 1 week."
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 9:59:01 PM No.40690514
>>40690507
>>40690442
Fixed
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:18:21 PM No.40690614
>>40690475
Autism isn't a problem, a guy I know, far succesful with women than I'll likely be is an autist, he just can channel it well and developed good attitude.
Looks matter but for women capability does as well. Work on your health, get graceful yet strong, confident yet considerate, no macho ego trips but no putting women on a pedestal eithet - and that will make you more charming. And actually join groups, clubs etc when you get to meet some.
Money you earn. Easier said than done, yeah, but you don't need fortune, just stability.
And stop caring that much about sex. It can be nice, but funnily enough it's the drive of considering girls from the standpoint of their fuckability that makes some guys come off as creeps.
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:21:01 PM No.40690633
>>40690081 (OP)
A titjob from Sydney Sweeney IS a lesson about the cosmic mysteries
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:28:27 PM No.40690675
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>>40690614
Anon (sexless, maybe virgin incel, ugly, aspie, poor) gets advice like:
>autism isn't a problem (!)
>just channel it well
>developed good attitude
>work on your health
>get graceful yet strong
>confident yet considerate
>more charming
>join groups, clubs etc
>stop caring that much about sex
...
At this point I really think such guys make fun of Anons. No real person can be so detached from the life reality of an average 4chan user. There is a troll-psyop going on since many years...
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:54:02 PM No.40690772
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>>40690081 (OP)
A, easy, because I can do B already thank the gods.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:55:13 PM No.40690774
>>40690423
>I can use such mysteries to create a cult
Do you even know how cults work? They're based on made up stuff, you don't need real cosmic mysteries to do that, women just want a pretext to inhibit and fuck a man, you give them a halfassed story and that would work already.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 11:07:03 PM No.40690814
>>40690475
I'm ugly, autistic, I'm not poor but I'm as middle class as it gets.
I thought I would die a virgin but nowadays I get to fuck at the very least 2 girls a month.
>How?

Think about a style you like, that women would also like. if all you can think of is being a fatso who collects funko you're doing it wrong. You like metal? Rap? Blues? Punk?
Pick a genre with an edgy style and go all in. You MUST go all in. If you pick metal for example you can't just grab a band tshirt and call it a day. No, wear leather jackets, leather boots with chains, long hair. Go deep. You will go from being 2/10 to 8/10 in their eyes. Absolutely.

Metal, punk and emoslop are the easiest genres to do this because they have the highest level of women with daddy issues.
I did this with Metal since I'm a fan already. I would go to concerts with autistic fucking anime character tshirts back then and women would absolutely consider me a dirty incel.
Nowadays I can just go to a local concert to see a meme band such as Ghost and literally just ask any cutie that looks single if I could buy them a drink. That's all it takes. And like I said, I'm not handsome at all.

Getting laid is retard easy if you play their game. Women brain/attraction works in a tier system. An emogirl will see a faggy emo guy filled with piercings and whatever and will think he's the hottest guy ever even if for most women the guy looks like shit.
We're used to having low self esteem from watching roasties talking about the type of man they want but it's all bullshit. In the real world, even an ugly schizo can get laid. Now, get into a nice, romantic relationship with a great woman is a whole different story.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:31:53 AM No.40691296
>>40690081 (OP)

Lessons about cosmic mysteries would be useless for me. I can't do anything with that information. I can't use it to benefit me or my family. It would be 10 wasted days learning useless things.

I might as well choose the simulated 10 day sex party.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:33:13 AM No.40691302
>>40690081 (OP)
Sounds gay, show me space
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:27:43 AM No.40691649
>Aliens give you a holodeck for 10 days
>The only thing you can think of doing in it fucking women
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:38:52 AM No.40692146
>>40690081 (OP)
C: learn the mysteries of alien cosmic pussy
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:43:51 AM No.40692871
>>40690081 (OP)
Option B is only worth it if there are practical uses.
Option A may not be practical, but it tickles my fancy. Also, imagine you give that alien punani the funshaft so good they crown you king of snusnu and want you to do encore on actual ayylmaoussy.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:27:54 AM No.40693436
>>40690116
But what if they were like "all you can imagine is your mom"?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:29:56 AM No.40693447
>>40690081 (OP)
Option B.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:31:38 AM No.40693455
>>40690081 (OP)
B and only b
Are you fucking kidding me?
How many women can I even have sex with? Whatโ€™s the fuckint point lol
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:28:58 PM No.40695235
>>40690081 (OP)
Depends, you're assuming firtly that the matrix is not a trap and that they'll release you after. Now assuming they're benevolent, and that they do know more about the cosmic mysteries than we do, then why set this up at all, it seems more like a trap to ensnare seekers using "B" and everyone else using "A".
You're implying that this is a test of some kind, but if they are so advanced wouldn't they be able to tell who'se ready and who'se not without needing to develop a massive VR porn game?

I would pick neither, they are either not as all knowing as they portray themselves or this simulation is some kind of trap. And if it isn't someone will eventually reveal the mysteries to others.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:31:31 PM No.40695248
>>40690081 (OP)
The REAL question is: why did propaganda agents feel like making this thread?
The answer is to inflame incel anger.