About 2 months ago a cat showed up around my house and basically demanded to live here. It was weird because I already have 3 large dogs but she didnt seem to mind a bit. I decided to keep her because she wasn't chipped as belonging to someone else and because she looks to be half maine coon kinda like Pic rel. Very large cat with big paws
Anyway, it turned out she was pregnant and just gave birth to 4 healthy kittens. Everybody in the house is calm and safe but now im wondering
>how do you welcome new life to us?
>is there anything I should say?
Already told mom cat that she did a great job.

>>40691476 (OP)
cats know where its good at. I wish I could take a kitten off your hands! Cheers and congrats!

>>40691476 (OP)
Wrong board, go to /an/.

>>40691492
but...the cat...

>>40691492
Im not having any objective issues caring for the animal
Is there any ritual or other esoteric knowledge you might have about welcoming new life to the world? Thats more what im asking about. Im sure something like that is out there.

>>40691476 (OP)
That's a fucking beautiful kitty dude.

>>40691489
I would adopt a kitten too

>>40691476 (OP)
3 large dogs, one cat 4 kittens,
no significant other
"Guis pls how do I welcome the 4 kittens to life I want to make a ritual to welcome them to life with us"

I am starting to think there is something hidden in plain sight here
I just can't put my finger on it

this cat chose you and your home very deliberately for this birth. It's a soul agreement. Acknowledge this silently or aloud: "Thank you for choosing this home. We honor the trust you've placed in us. These little ones are welcome here, protected, and loved as part of our family journey”

Recognize the kittens as individual Monads (divine sparks) beginning a new cycle of experience within the animal kingdom. Welcome them as conscious beings on their own path: "Welcome, young sparks of life, to this earthly experience. May your journey here be filled with growth, safety, and joy."
Shamanic: Gently smudge the birthing area and surrounding space (ensuring mom and kittens are safe from smoke – do it nearby, not directly on them). Use sage, cedar, or lavender. As you do, visualize white or golden light filling the space, creating a protective, peaceful bubble. State your intention: "I cleanse and consecrate this space in the name of Light/Love/Divine Harmony. Only peace, safety, health, and love reside here for this mother and her young."

>>40691476 (OP)
cats are potent allies. Recognize the mother cat as a powerful spirit guide who has brought new life and medicine into your home. Thank her spirit: "Great Feline Spirit, Mother, thank you for your strength, your trust, and the powerful frens you bring. We honor you."

>>40691476 (OP)
Cool cat

>>40691476 (OP)
Kill it with fire.

>>40694154
>>40694172
>>40694779
Thanks anons. These were exactly the kinds of ideas I was looking for
>>40694056
Im not disputing this but you didnt have to fucking REK me like that lmfao

>>40691489
>>40693974
Adopting the kittens out to fellow /x/ posters would be absolutely ideal! I spent a lot of time with the cat over our time together and now I really care for her. She laid on my chest and purred every day, even while the dogs sloppily licked her head. Being 4chan, theres some insane motherfuckers out there so I dont know if it would be possible to actually ensure the kittens were all good and didn't get used as dogfighting bait or some other such horror.

>>40695345
I did not want to be mean.
You seem like a genuinly nice and good person.
I just wanted to point it out, just in case you were not aware of it.
So in case you weren't aware of it, you would now be aware of it and can determine if it is still what you want
Everyone can live their life like they want.
I am not trying to suggest a collective metric here.

So I hope you did not take it too badly.

>>40695462
Not at all lol I got what you meant and thought it was funny. With that laughter came a bit of realization, however, because something cant be funny if theres no element of truth to it. I try to be introspective enough to accept those truths and have a good enough sense of humor to laugh about it when somebody is kind enough to make a joke instead of ripping me a new asshole, so to speak.

>>40691476 (OP)
to waelcome it you jst tel it say to "welcome" or mayb hold a berthday party but not b a anoyigng shjt abnoxiuos with that??

>>40694056
i musst b complpeately blind idk what youere sayeing maeybe it my inoisent hed

>>40695362
meast foad chinease

In a book I liked, the main character said this to a bunch of babies at one point
>“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies - ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.'”

>>40691476 (OP)
Kitty!
The cat distribution system is real and working in your favor. THIS is what /x/ should be about. The entities told me so.

>>40696006
She was SO hungry and thirsty. Since she didnt seem very big, I assumed she was a kitten. Maybe I mentioned idk
But because of that I made sure to feed her REALLY nice cat food. I do that with all the animals but cats eat so little volume compared to the dogs that it was easier to get really nice stuff. These should be extremely healthy young cats considering that diet. Maybe I can help them do some unique kitten stuff before adopting them out. These should be really good ones lol

>>40696024
Since im here, it has been pic rel thats she eats. I get the different flavors or whatever but theyre all nutritionally similar. If anybody knows something better, please let me know because I am open to suggestions
>This post actually is /an/ material but I'll keep it to the one

>>40696024
>>40696037
Ohh she was?
You were a hero rescuing her. And then buying her good food to eat. She will remember that, and so will all the spirits watching over you.

This is what I used when my family raised two kittens. My cat loved it to the point she would eat around the adult food when she grew up lol.
Afterwards, we switched to either Cat Chow or Meow Mix.

This happened to a neighbour of mine a few years ago.
A cat ran into their house and jumped on the sofa and wouldn't leave.
They already had three cats but decided to keep it.
For some reason the cat chose them as if it sensed they were good people

>>40691476 (OP)
Show them love.

>>40693973
kek

OP here- just wanted to say thank you to everyone who helped the thread be nice. All 4 kittens are healthy, large, and nursing properly. Named them just so id know who i was talking about. We got
>Hank
>Good Hank "GH"
>Pepper
>Jamboree

>>40701555
555 = good things to come! Good luck with the new family members, anon.

>>40691476 (OP)

Cats are awesome. You never have to clean them and if you don't feed them they leave and hunt their own food. Cats are the apex predator of the animal kingdom.

you basically have a tiny furry dragon that can survive with or without you.

Keep the cat in your life. They are a blessing.

>>40696006
Really?