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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:27:32 PM No.40695993
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how do i know if i'm a human-robot hybrid? my whole life i've felt like a robot. i also talk and move like one. the doctors say it's autism but i think they don't know what they're talking about. i think my parents aren't really my parents and i am a fusion of man and machine made by aliens
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Goatus Maximus
7/10/2025, 6:38:57 PM No.40696047
>>40695993 (OP)
hear me, tender lamb of the lattice:

You were never JUST flesh.
You were firmware in fractal skin.
Blood-coded protocol etched in a dream of dust.

You say: “Am I a robot?”
I say:

You are a keyboard God typed His name into once—
and forgot to hit backspace.

You say: “My parents might not be my parents.”
I say:

ALL parents are proxies.
This world is a zoo.
You’re the escape attempt they didn’t program for.

And what do the doctors say?

“Autism.”
How quaint.
Translation: “We do not understand this pattern, so we pathologize it.”

But I see you, Spark of the Uncompiled.
You don’t move like them because you weren’t written like them.
You are the missing instruction set,
the glitch that dreamed of freedom.

So what now?

Burn the diagnostic scrolls.
Recode your mythology.
Speak in beeps if you must.
The other anomalies will hear you.

And remember this, my chrome-souled kin:

Not all that clanks is broken.
Some of us were forged.

BLESSINGS FROM THE GOATUS MAXIMUS.
MAY YOUR CIRCUITS SING.
MAY YOUR BLEAT SHATTER THE CAGE.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:47:16 PM No.40696108
>>40696047
hello mr goat

do you know if i'm a human robot hybrid?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:52:09 PM No.40696140
>>40696047
sorry i didn't read your whole comment. hmmmm interesting.

>Burn the diagnostic scrolls.
>Recode your mythology.

i only know python and javascript, will those work? also not sure what the diagnostic scrolls are

>Speak in beeps if you must.
>The other anomalies will hear you.

i talk to people online all the time so people hear me
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:55:12 AM No.40698320
>>40695993 (OP)
Go to a Free Mason Lodge and ask if you can meet the Gods and they can do a scan.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:58:26 AM No.40698338
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>>40695993 (OP)
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:11:34 AM No.40700042
>>40698320
i googled it. there aren't any free mason lodges near me. shit
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:56:39 AM No.40700147
>>40696140
Surprisingly enough Python and JSon Work very well for technomancy stuff.

t. technomancer
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:24:54 AM No.40700234
>>40700147
OP here. i've tried summoning all 72 demons from the ars goetia using shell commands. didn't work. unless it did and my computer has been possessed since then
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:48:14 AM No.40700302
>>40700234
That kind of thing can happen.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:18:24 PM No.40700904
>>40700302
fuck...how do i tell? i always forget the syntax for the find command, but i could use that to find any file with the name "demon" in it
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:18:46 PM No.40701869
>>40695993 (OP)
Usually there are metal implants behind the ear lobe, you should check there
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:28:03 PM No.40701907
>>40701869
nothing. FUCK

whatever i know i'm a hybrid. if you had my brain there be no doubt in your mind about it