So today at work i got to the cereal aisle and a demonic voice in my head started yelling out the names of all the cereal. Only the cereal and nothing else though. What does this mean?
>>40699661 (OP) Stocking shelves? You probably get paid half of what you deserve for that and itโs such a boring job that it probably makes any demons you have mad. Cereal became popular through brainwashing of the populace.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:17:53 AM No.40699850
>>40699661 (OP) It wants you to become a cereal killer. Don't listen to thier milky lies. Satan is he master of lies due to his dastardly trix. Leave the aisle nesquick, before you do something you regret and have to frankenberry a coworker. Frosted flakes.
>>40699661 (OP) If you're hearing voices you might want to consult your doctor.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:19:57 AM No.40700214
>>40699850 Are you being Cereal? I could Reese Puffs the Life out of you. But Captain Crunch wants 30 pieces of Cheerios for a necklace. The immigrant Chex-Mex are being moved near the spaghetti and Corn Pops will Honey Smacks your ass.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:24:04 AM No.40700230
>>40699661 (OP) Murder Snap Crackle and Pop Ima have for lunch Choking Count Chocula while I'm stabbing Captain Crunch Leaving Toucan Sam slumped when I blast the pump Switching to the buckshot for that Silly Rabbit chump Smack the Smacks frog literally With Raid spray for that Honey Nut Cheerio Bee Shoot the stripes off of Tony when I'm gripping the trigger Do you get it now? I'm a fucking cereal killer
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:39:08 AM No.40700276
Yeah voices shdnt b happening... Ya shit might be fucked up... Whys it got to be demonic... That demon token... Is a biblical realm coin... That shit dont turn... Turnstile so good deez dayz...
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:57:46 PM No.40703146
I'll bet it sounds like an angry samurai when it says Kashi.