Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:37:40 PM No.40700793
>be me
>I've noticed something weird for years
>every time there's a UFO story, there are cows nearby
>always cows
>they don't move
>they look
>they listen
>what if it wasn't a coincidence?
>what if cows weren't real animals? >but alien, bio-organic cameras
>the Earth has been dotted with these things for centuries
>they "ruminate" but they're actually recording
>they live in slow motion because they have nothing better to do than monitor
>UFO doesn't abduct cows
>it comes to download the data
>alien cloud, rural version
>when you hear a "moo," you don't hear an animal
>you hear a confirmation ping
>transmission successful
>file sent
>cows don't really sleep
>they never run away
>they're not afraid of anything
>because they're not alive like you
>look a cow in the eyes
>for too long
>and you'll see that it's the one watching you
>I've noticed something weird for years
>every time there's a UFO story, there are cows nearby
>always cows
>they don't move
>they look
>they listen
>what if it wasn't a coincidence?
>what if cows weren't real animals? >but alien, bio-organic cameras
>the Earth has been dotted with these things for centuries
>they "ruminate" but they're actually recording
>they live in slow motion because they have nothing better to do than monitor
>UFO doesn't abduct cows
>it comes to download the data
>alien cloud, rural version
>when you hear a "moo," you don't hear an animal
>you hear a confirmation ping
>transmission successful
>file sent
>cows don't really sleep
>they never run away
>they're not afraid of anything
>because they're not alive like you
>look a cow in the eyes
>for too long
>and you'll see that it's the one watching you
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